Dipper loses his damn mind

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''Uggh.'' Dipper said some weed and beer in his hand.

''What is it Dipper?'' Mabel asked as she came to check on her brother. But then he grabbed a frying pan and hit her over the head causing her to bleed and cry.

''Stupid bitch.'' Dipper said walking over to Wendy who was at the counter. He grabbed her by the collar, french kissed her then pushed her against the wall.

He walked out into town and saw Pacifica Northwest walking by, so he smacked her ass. ''Ow, what the hell?!'' she said. Dipper laughed and then threw up. Robbie came along and Dipper tripped him and kicked him repeatedly in his balls.

Dipper then hopped into his car and drove through back to the Shack. When he got inside Stan and Soos were making sweet love on the living room floor. ''Freaking queers.'' he said. He then hopped on Waddles and used as a horse, going around town and spraying people with a water gun full of urine and hot sauce.

''I'm so woozy.'' Dipper said as he got off the pig and took all his clothes off naked. He ran through the streets giving everyone the bird until he jumped onto a car and started pissing all over it and slipped cracking his head on the side walk. He died several minutes later due to blood lost, and Waddles ate his corpse.

The End

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