Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater or Spongebob, but someday we will won't we Alanna?
A/N: 'K so this really has nothing to do with Soul Eater, it's just Alanna was watching Spongebob the other day (wow she's a dork-and she said that not me-) and thought how much this compared to her fangirliness of Death the Kid. It's basically the same thing as that Spongebob episode, except with different characters…So I wasn't exactly sure whether to put it as a Spongebob crossover or not.
R&R pwease!
I'm Your Biggest Fangirl
At a Soul Eater cast party.
Alanna: OMG! Designia, we are actually at a Soul Eater Cast Party! Look there's Maka!
Designia: touch.
Maka: /weird look/
Security guard: Don't touch!
Alanna: and Liz!
Designia: touch.
Security guard: I said don't touch!
Alanna: And look! It's Tsubaki!
Designia: touch!
Security guard: Do I have to follow you all day?
Alanna: And…OH MY FREAKIN' HECK! It's Death the Kid!
Designia: what's the big deal?
Alanna: He's amazing, if I were to touch the hem of his symmetrical jacket, maybe some of his awesomeness would rub off on me!
Designia: Alanna, as a friend, I have to say that's really geeky, OMG! Shinigami-Sama!
Shinigami-Sama: /looks at Designia and then takes off running/
Designia: wait Shinigami-Sama come back! I have to touch you! /runs off to touch soul/
Kid is answering his fan-club questions.
Kid: symmetry? Oh yes, symmetry is most definitely everything!
Fans: /writing on notebook/ symmetry is everything!
Kid: Next question.
Fans: /notebook/ nest question
Alanna: Hi Kid.
Kid: hello, what is your question?
Alanna: Hi kid.
Kid: hello creep, next question, you way in the back!
Alanna: /is the one in the back/ Hi Kid!
Kid: *groans*
Alanna: /somehow got onstage by Kid/ Hi Kid! I'm your biggest fangirl…
Kid: you're too kind. SECURITY!
Alanna: I'll do anything for you Kid!
Kid: Ok then, jump off a building!
Alanna: /is seen in the background through a window jumping off a building, then ends up back onstage/
Alanna: anything!
Kid: uuumm, ok, then hit yourself in the face.
Alanna: /takes out club and whacks herself in the face/
Kid: Didn't that hurt!
Alanna: /pulls out HUGE club with spikes on it/ Do you want it to hurt Kid?
Kid: *laughs* I like you! You should come to a battle with me and be my cheerleader!
Pattie & Liz: /whispering/ no Kid, no! She's a dork!
Kid: /also whispering/ Listen, it's not like she's going to become another one of my weapons, that's impossible! I just want to see how much violence she can take before she throws up!
Liz & Pattie: *snicker*
At a battle
Alanna: WOW! This is…AWESOME!
Battle is over.
Kid: she didn't throw up from all of the blood…
Liz & Pattie: aawww….
Alanna: another one! Another one!
Kid: No! Couldn't you see that we were trying to get rid of you?
Alanna: But Kid, I'm your biggest fangirl!
Kid: So were they! /points to many girls throwing up in a garbage can/
Fangirl 1: Hey it's Kid!
Fangirl 2: We love you Kid!
Kid: yeah, whatever.
Alanna: /starts crying/
Maka: Oh, now look what you made her do! It's ok, not everyone can impress Kid…
Alanna: He could've at least acknowledged me on my perfect symmetry! My whole body is symmetrical!
Kid: IT IS! WOW! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
Alanna: /fangirl scream, then glomps on Kid/
Kid: a little too close.
After the party
Designia: Alanna, I hoped you learned something. Fangirliness is to be contained within the body.
Alanna: Yeah, I figured that when Kid called the security guard.
Designia: Oh well, come along Shinigami-Sama.
Soul is tied up in a wagon.
Alanna: Des, why is Shinigami-Sama tied up in your red wagon? He's only your second favorite character!
Designia: He wouldn't let me touch him! And then he grew on me…I can't let him go now! He's coming home with me!
Alanna: Someone is going to be ticked!
Shinigami-Sama: /muffled scream/
A/N: Well that's it. Not exactly a masterpiece, but ya know how that goes. Kid would never really answer fangirl questions. Click the pretty blue words below. It will only take a second and you know you want to…
