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Boredome Sucks
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
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One day Fred and George were really bored. So they did stuff that they thought would make them unbored. So....
Fred: I'm bored.
George: Me too.
Fred: Let's get unbored.
George: How?
Fred: I dunno, let's check my handy list of things to do when bored.
George: Since when did you get one of those?
Fred: Since 2 seconds ago.
George: Why?
Fred: 'Cause Jade said so.
George: Who's Jade?
Fred: SHHH!!! *whisper* The person who's always watching us.
George: Uh... isn't that Percy?
Fred: No, the other person.
George gets wide eyed.
George: Oh, THAT person, she's scary
Fred: Don't say that she's gonna get mad.
Thunder!!
Jade: What the fuck you talking about? I'm not fucking scary!
Fred: Oh, no your majesty, you're not scary at all.
George: No, not at all.
Jade: Good, now let's get on with the story.
Fred: Well the first thing on my list is....
George: Is....
Fred: Set things on fire.
George: Oooh. That sounds like fun!
Fred: It does.
Fred takes out 2 packs of matches. He gives on to George and keeps one for himself.
George: Ooh look at that cat. LEt's set it on fire.
Cat: Meow?
Fred: Yeah!
Throws lit match at the cat.
Cat: MEOW!!!!
George: YIKES! FIRE!!
Stomps on cat.
George: Phew! That was a close one.
Fred: You fucking idiot! Look what you did!
George: Huh?
Fred: You put out the cat!
George: Oops?
Fred: Okay, guess we're onto #2.
George: Sounds dangerous.
Fred: I didn't say anything yet.
George: I know it was the cat.
Fred: Sure, now #2 is.
George: Yeah that WOULD be fun. Let's go.
George runs into the wall.
Fred: What the fuck are you doing?
George: Running into walls, what do you think?
Fred: I think that you're running into w- shut up.
George grins
Fred: I said shut up!
George: Fine.
Continues to run into walls.
Fred: You're so stupid.
George: B-but the cat said-
Fred: Forget the cat, let's go blow up stuff.
George: Can I blow you first?
Fred: No, you're fucking disgusting.
George: Please?
Fred: Fine.
~^~ The End ~^~
A/N Yeah I wrote that when I was bored. I had absolutely nothing to do so I wrote that. REview then and tell me how
stupid and NOT funny it was.
Boredome Sucks
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
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One day Fred and George were really bored. So they did stuff that they thought would make them unbored. So....
Fred: I'm bored.
George: Me too.
Fred: Let's get unbored.
George: How?
Fred: I dunno, let's check my handy list of things to do when bored.
George: Since when did you get one of those?
Fred: Since 2 seconds ago.
George: Why?
Fred: 'Cause Jade said so.
George: Who's Jade?
Fred: SHHH!!! *whisper* The person who's always watching us.
George: Uh... isn't that Percy?
Fred: No, the other person.
George gets wide eyed.
George: Oh, THAT person, she's scary
Fred: Don't say that she's gonna get mad.
Thunder!!
Jade: What the fuck you talking about? I'm not fucking scary!
Fred: Oh, no your majesty, you're not scary at all.
George: No, not at all.
Jade: Good, now let's get on with the story.
Fred: Well the first thing on my list is....
George: Is....
Fred: Set things on fire.
George: Oooh. That sounds like fun!
Fred: It does.
Fred takes out 2 packs of matches. He gives on to George and keeps one for himself.
George: Ooh look at that cat. LEt's set it on fire.
Cat: Meow?
Fred: Yeah!
Throws lit match at the cat.
Cat: MEOW!!!!
George: YIKES! FIRE!!
Stomps on cat.
George: Phew! That was a close one.
Fred: You fucking idiot! Look what you did!
George: Huh?
Fred: You put out the cat!
George: Oops?
Fred: Okay, guess we're onto #2.
George: Sounds dangerous.
Fred: I didn't say anything yet.
George: I know it was the cat.
Fred: Sure, now #2 is.
George: Yeah that WOULD be fun. Let's go.
George runs into the wall.
Fred: What the fuck are you doing?
George: Running into walls, what do you think?
Fred: I think that you're running into w- shut up.
George grins
Fred: I said shut up!
George: Fine.
Continues to run into walls.
Fred: You're so stupid.
George: B-but the cat said-
Fred: Forget the cat, let's go blow up stuff.
George: Can I blow you first?
Fred: No, you're fucking disgusting.
George: Please?
Fred: Fine.
~^~ The End ~^~
A/N Yeah I wrote that when I was bored. I had absolutely nothing to do so I wrote that. REview then and tell me how
stupid and NOT funny it was.
