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Boredome Sucks

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

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One day Fred and George were really bored. So they did stuff that they thought would make them unbored. So....

Fred: I'm bored.

George: Me too.

Fred: Let's get unbored.

George: How?

Fred: I dunno, let's check my handy list of things to do when bored.

George: Since when did you get one of those?

Fred: Since 2 seconds ago.

George: Why?

Fred: 'Cause Jade said so.

George: Who's Jade?

Fred: SHHH!!! *whisper* The person who's always watching us.

George: Uh... isn't that Percy?

Fred: No, the other person.

George gets wide eyed.

George: Oh, THAT person, she's scary

Fred: Don't say that she's gonna get mad.

Thunder!!

Jade: What the fuck you talking about? I'm not fucking scary!

Fred: Oh, no your majesty, you're not scary at all.

George: No, not at all.

Jade: Good, now let's get on with the story.

Fred: Well the first thing on my list is....

George: Is....

Fred: Set things on fire.

George: Oooh. That sounds like fun!

Fred: It does.

Fred takes out 2 packs of matches. He gives on to George and keeps one for himself.

George: Ooh look at that cat. LEt's set it on fire.

Cat: Meow?

Fred: Yeah!

Throws lit match at the cat.

Cat: MEOW!!!!

George: YIKES! FIRE!!

Stomps on cat.

George: Phew! That was a close one.

Fred: You fucking idiot! Look what you did!

George: Huh?

Fred: You put out the cat!

George: Oops?

Fred: Okay, guess we're onto #2.

George: Sounds dangerous.

Fred: I didn't say anything yet.

George: I know it was the cat.

Fred: Sure, now #2 is.

George: Yeah that WOULD be fun. Let's go.

George runs into the wall.

Fred: What the fuck are you doing?

George: Running into walls, what do you think?

Fred: I think that you're running into w- shut up.

George grins

Fred: I said shut up!

George: Fine.

Continues to run into walls.

Fred: You're so stupid.

George: B-but the cat said-

Fred: Forget the cat, let's go blow up stuff.

George: Can I blow you first?

Fred: No, you're fucking disgusting.

George: Please?

Fred: Fine.

~^~ The End ~^~

A/N Yeah I wrote that when I was bored. I had absolutely nothing to do so I wrote that. REview then and tell me how

stupid and NOT funny it was.