Kingdom Chaos
Ch.1 Don't Go In The Light
Me: Yay! I am finally writing my story at last!
Angelina: That is fantastic news!
Amora: Yay!
Arella: Finally! I thought you would never get to it.
Me: Note, Angelina, Amora, and Arella are triplet girls who live inside my head! Oh and I KNOW THAT ALREADY ARELLA! You don't have to remind me!
Arella: Well, what are you waiting for, NEXT year! Get on with it already!
Me: You don't have to be so mean about it. (cries in little corner)
Angelina: Arella! Say you are sorry this instant!
Arella: Yes Ma'am. Gomen Nasia!
(BlueEyedFun pops into the scene)
BlueEyedFun: I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE! (runs off into the darkness)
Me: It is okay. Here is the story you have been waiting for!D
Arella: Yes, finally!
(STORY)
I was having another boring day in the Hollow Bastion castle trying to find something to do. I already did all the chores, killed all the mutant cock roaches, fed the flying fish, and kept the dust bunnies entertained. Then it hit me! Why don't I bring some of my favorite characters here from Kingdom Hearts and make them do crazy stupid things!
Now, who shall I bring here. I know! I then took a piece of paper and pen from thin air. I then wrote down the names of my victi-I mean contestants: Squallie(Leon), Yuffums(Yuffie), Fluffy(Cloud), Crazy-head(Sora), Silver-bells(Riku), KiaKia(Kairi), and no stupid nickname, Aeris.
(Far away from Hollow Bastion in Yuffie's point of view.)
I was sparring with Squall(I refuse to call him Leon), while Aeris was about to get the tranquilizer gun, when we all see a bright light.
"AH! MY EYES!" I scream in pain.
"When we get home we need to get you some Visine, pronto!" Squall said over my cries.
We are suddenly in Hollow Bastion castle on the ground. I look around and see Squall, Aeris, Sora, Kiari, Riku, and Cloud also laying on the floor of the castle. Then we saw a giant shadow on the ground and looked up and saw…
To be continued…
(STORY END)
Arella: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT DID SHE SEE?
Me: OW! Don't shout like that, it hurts. (ears begin to bleed)
Arella: Gomen, but I really, BADLY want to know what happens next.
Me: I was joking! Just wait and you will see what happens next.
Arella: Oh Gomen.
(BlueEyedFun pops back into the scene)
BlueEyedFun: WHAT THE HELL DOES GOMEN MEAN?
(BACK TO STORY)
(Yuffie's Point of View)
We saw a giant shadow casting over us and I looked up and saw a girl who looked like she was about eleven. (really 13) She then squealed and threw her hands up into the air. I am telling you it was loud...VERY...Loud.
(Normal Point of View)
The girl squeals "SQUALLIE-POO!" and runs to Squall and tackle's
him to the ground, while breaking a couple of bones. Squall looks shocked, in pain, and glares at the girl on top of him and yells "IT'S LEON !"
(STORY END)
(Special help from BlueEyedFun)
BlueEyedFun: Cause your special...
Me: AM NOT! (starts cussing her out in Japanese)
BlueEyedFun covering ears and falls to the ground: I TOLD YOU! I DON'T SPEAK JAPANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
