One Shot: 01

Disclaimer: I don't own Evangelion. Please don't sue.

A/N: It's WOMK, all Omake, all the time! Wai wai!

This is a collection of omakes I've made for various stories. I've decided to archive them all together so that they can be easily read without wading through story archives. They usually don't have anything to do with any particular story and tend to stand alone as self-sufficient one-shots.

(To fully appreciate this section take careful note of the format, ' ' indicates thought, " " indicates spoken dialogue and everything else is what's happening normally. I tried to make that evident but it's easy to glance over without noticing it.)

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'With inspired grace Sohryu Asuka Langley stepped up to the entry plug for the magnificent Evangelion Unit 02. For everyone watching she decided to put on a little show before the main event. Her hand snaked out sensuously to caress the beast which she had taken years to tame. In the years of their union it had always been a reliable ally and obedient slave to it's beautiful mistress.'

Mimicking the thought, the red plugsuit-clad individual gazed into the mirror and marveled at the beauty there, fantasy overlapping reality.

'Leaning in, the illustrious pilot let her fingers caress down over the armour shell which kept her safe, which protected her. Her appreciation for it showed on her face as she gazed at the ultimate fighting vanguard with half lidded eyes. She leaned her body against the behemoth, feeling it's power radiating from it even in it's dormant state. The catalyst, which was the lovely german girl, would soon ignite its reason for being and send them into the annals of history. At this thought her cheek made contact with the cool surface and she let out a shuddered breath.'

Fantasy once again gave way to reality as a breath caused mirrored glass to become clouded with condensation. The coolness of the mirror snapping the lone person's eyes back open to gaze once again upon the visage lying therein. Red, so much beautiful red.

'The bridge crew must have been in awe by now. The young girl's body pressing close to the one thing she thought she loved most in the world would certainly raise all kinds of thoughts in the minds of everyone there. Sohryu Asuka Langley smirked as she thought of the power she had over both man, and beast.'

A lush red mane swirled as the storyteller spun happily, only to collapse on the bed in a breathless heap.

'With an elegant sensuality never before seen by anyone in the cage, the redheaded beauty slid into her entry plug and awaited launch.'

"Evangelion Unit 02, ready for launch!"

'A smirk played across the lips of the german girl, she knew this fight would be over in a matter of seconds. Nothing in this universe could withstand the awesome might of her and her trusted barbarian. Moments passed slowly which was obviously the only reprieve the Angel had.'

"This will be easy."

'The arrogance in her voice was only matched by the skill with which she piloted. Unfortunately though, even with her years of training and her complete trust in the mighty red machine, she was taken by surprise at the top of the launch lift.'

Upon the bed a ball of red cried out, "Ahh! No! How could-!" it thrashed as if tortured by invisible hands.

'The Angel had sensed her arrival! It was ready for her! With a multitude of glowing tentacles it lashed out and caught the hapless heroine steadfast! With even more it began pummeling her and whipping her beloved Unit 02, all feeling shooting through it and directly into her nervous system. She felt every stinging whip, every bludgeoning impact... she shared its pain as one would wish to share the pain of a dear loved one... she was helpless...'

"No! NO! How could this happen!?"

'She began to sob, she was helpless and weak, she was at the end... she would be killed by these unfeeling monstrosities! These blatant afronts to everything good! Angels, indeed...'

"No! Please, no!" A red gloved hand reached up to the ceiling as if to pull support directly from the heavens. Instead the hand shook and fell back to the bed, denied.

'No... this can't happen... if this happens I... I'll never see HIM again! Oh please, PLEASE! I never told him I loved him!'

"Help me... Shinji! SHINJI! I need you!"

The figure on the bed stopped dead, out of breath and two heartbeats short.

The door had opened.

Misato stared at the sight before her, her mouth hung open and her hand was limp on the doorframe. She barely managed to whisper, "oh... my..."

Through the tangled locks of a red-dyed mop Ikari Shinji stared at his guardian in the doorway, then promptly fainted.

After the briefest of moments, Misato slowly slid the door closed wondering how Shinji had gotten the plugsuit for Unit 02 out of headquarters. This was a serious breach in security... and a serious blackmail opportunity.

Misato ran/stumbled off to find her camera.