First of all. I wrote this because I was the most bored person in the world. Second. I don't own PJO or any of the characters. I wish I did though. Thirdly, This Kiss is owned by Carly Rae Jepsen and I have no desire to own this song.

I apologize if any of you die in the process of reading this. Oh, another thing. The non-bold words are lyrics. The bold words are Artemis's thoughts.


This Kiss

I went out last night. I'm almost never at Olympus so why's it matter? I'm going out tonight again. Again, it doesn't really matter. Anything to capture your attention. Who's attention? The listener's? I think the eighties sound has already done that. And she's a real sweet girl. We care why? And you know I've got a boy. Actually whoever this directed to probably didn't know that. Details, we both forgot to mention. I think, okay I don't know what to say about that.

And you. I always know where you are. Someone needs to get a life. You always know where I am. That isn't stalker-ish at all. We've taken it way too far. What gave you that thought. The fact that you're stalking each other? But I don't want it to end. You might find it flattering to be stalked, but most people find it to be creepy.

This kiss is something I can't resist. Really get a life. You're lips are undeniable. Do you know what it means to turn a guy down? This kiss is something I can't risk. Can't risk missing or actually being kissed? Your heart is unreliable. Then get over him you moron. Something so sentimental, you make so detrimental. Do you know what detrimental means? I wish it didn't feel like this, cause I don't wanna miss this kiss. You must be really obsessed with this guy.

You know you're just my type. Well, now the whole world knows. Including Aphrodite. And your eyes are lock and key. This is another sentence I don't know what to say about. To my heart. I still don't think it makes that much sense. Tempting my confession. Confession about what? This is more confusing than thou and thy. And you're a real hot thing. This is the most annoying song ever. But you know I've got a boy. What the crap are you trying to say to this guy? Somewhere, so can you feel the tension? I don't think you realize that I'm about to strangle you.

And you. I'm dancin' to where you are. So now you're following him. And you're dancin' to where I am. Stop stalking each other! We're takin' it way too far. No really? But I don't want it to end. You've already said that.

I'm just going to skip the chorus or whatever it's called because you're just going to repeat yourself.

But if you ask me to. Asked you what? Like I said earlier, harder to understand than thou and thy. I couldn't I couldn't I. Could you clarify what that means? You lean in closer. I don't care! And I shouldn't or shouldn't I? Really, I don't understand what you're trying to say. From there it sounds like a bunch of words that weren't annunciated properly.

This kiss is something I can't resist. Etc. etc. I don't care. I'm skipping to the end and there isn't a thing you can do about it.

I wish it didn't feel like this. I don't wanna miss this kiss. You rely on this guy too much


I was too lazy to type the whole song. If you survived this, I'd prefer you say that you did. That way I know I didn't kill everyone. If you have any suggestions, I'll take them gladly. Even if they say that I need to go to the asylum.