This is what happens when my father tries to understand the film industry:
WHAT?!?!? There's gonna be more Pirates of the Caribbean films?!?!!?
I didn't even get the first two. So, the curse of the black pearl all started out with those gold coin things. And Jack had that curse?
no?
he did!
at the end!
yes?
yes.
and that Barbie dude died didn't he? Yes, Barbossa, whatever. So why is he in the end of the second one?
Whaddya mean you don't know? So he's just like a Loony Tunes character where they die in every episode but always come back fighting for the next? Well, he is now.
What's the third film gonna be about?
Who's Davy Jones? Oh that testicles... tentacles guy. Yeah, where does he come in? He has that heart thing that beats and everyone wants it for some reason so everybody fights for it and so does he which is stupid coz all he has to do is put it back so there was absolutely no reason for him to take it out to begin with. Stupid Bill Nighy. Doesn't even look like him - what's the point? I don't even know anymore!
So, how many more films are coming out?
WHAT!?!??!
I can see the seventh film finding that Davy and Jack Whatsisname had an illegitimate baby who turns out to be Keria Swann whatever and then it'll turn out that Orlando Bloom is gay and that black woman with the scary eyes plotted everyone's demise from the start.
Whatever happens inbetween is anyones guess.
It'll continue with all the characters in a retirement home poking eachother with their walking sticks and wooden legs, and that retarded Davy dude licking his face.
