Esa estupida maldita hija de la gran puta - That dumbass stupid son of a bitch

Besitos - Kisses

Too Good To Be True
Chapter One - Bad news

Samantha was a normal person. Except that she did drugs, drank, cursed out her mom almost everyday, was a bully and did I forget that she owns a gun . So I guess she isn't that normal.Um... Let me start over.

Samantha was an abnormal person. She was a mean girl. Every one but her friends was scared of her in school. Her friends were like her but not as daring or rebellious. Samantha has silky black hair up to her lower back, piercing blue eyes, light skin, and a nice body. The were girls always hating and the boys were always looking. Her mom, Ms. Robinson is a secretary at a very prestigious Law firm. She was trying to make it big. "You always start out small" Ms Robinson would say. She used to be married, but got a divorce almost instantly. Same thing has happened with the past 3 marriages. One day when Samantha came home from school her mom had big news.

"So sweetie how was school?" Ms. R asked in her squeaky cheery voice. Samantha looked at her mom. She didn't answer.

"Um, ok. I got big news..." Ms. R paused and looked at Samantha. " We're moving. I finally got the big promotion I've been wanting. And it's in St. Louis" Ms. R said with delight, clapping her hands together. She smiled at her daughter waiting for her reaction.

"Are you sure it's a promotion, or all the guys ran out from here for you to marry, fuck once or twice, and then divorce," Samantha hissed. She looked at her mother with pure hatred. She actually liked it here and had friends. That's a word that really wasn't in Samantha's vocabulary.

"Samantha," Ms. R continued ignoring her comment " We are moving to St. Louis and you'll finish your 2nd and 3rd semester of your last year in a high school there. We are moving on Friday and that's that." Samantha ran to her room.How can this stupid fuckin whore do this to me We've moved almost 6 times already and I actually like this place Samantha thought. She placed her pillow over her head and screamed as loud as she could. Samantha picked up her phone and dialed her best friend's , Marissa, phone number.

"Hello?"

"Hey it's me Sam. I got baaaaaadd news," Samantha said.

"What you ran out of...you know" Marissa asked.

"No worse. I'm moving...ugh... to St Louis" samantha had tears in her eyes.

"WHAT THE FUCK! No. Sammy run away. You can crash at my place or something" Marissa practically screamed.

"Ouch and your a genius. See ya in 15 k," Samantha said with excitement. She hung up the phone, took a book bag, threw out all it's contents, threw all the necessary in and prepared to leave.She looked around her room and opened her door. As she walked out she ran straight into a tall, buffed up,fat, black man.

"Um...? Your in my way move" Samantha scolded. The guy didn't move.

"Hey asshole I don't know you but im talking to you. MOVE!" Samantha shouted.

"I've been assigned to stay here until you move to St. Louis so that you don't attempt to run away as I see you are trying to do now," The guy smiled exposing yellow teeth.

"Oh," Samantha was speechless. She went into her room acting like it wasn't a big deal. The guy looked at her frowning that she wasn't acting as he expected. As soon as she closed the door, She jumped, stomped, kicked and then she stood still.

"The window. Ha" she whispered to herself. She opened the window and looked down, her hair falling over her shoulders. Another Patrol Officer was there. He waved Hello.

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Samantha opened the door. "I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE OF A MOTHER'S BITCHING ASS MOTHERFUCKER"

Samantha didn't know what the hell she just said but she was mad. Real mad.

"Watch your language," The guy calmly told Samantha.

"Watch your weight fat ass," she scolded. She slammed the door.

"This is just great". Samantha picked up her phone and dialed Marissa's phone number yet again.

"Hello?" Marissa said answering her phone.

"The bitch has patrol officers at my door and outside my window" Samantha whines like a 6 year old.

"Esa estupida maldita hija de la gran puta," Marissa said in anger. Marissa is half white half Mexican so some spanish slips out every once in a while

"English please," Samantha laughed

"Oh, sorry.. DAMN! She beasted on you. Im gonna miss you man"

"Yeah. I'll miss you too... Well I'm going to sleep," Samantha said wearily

"Ok besitos. I'mma tell the others about this"

"Ok.Bye, Marissa" Samantha threw the phone on the floor and put the cover over her face and forced herself asleep.