Disclaimer: obviously I don't own Harry Potter...otherwise why would I be on this rinky-dink site?
A/N: ok first off... flames shall be hopeless...for I have marshmallows...and am a pyromaniac...so all that useless anger will merely be put to good use...and secondly, I'm ignoring the end of the fifth book...or rather I'm tweaking it... because Sirius is not freaking dead...he's not!
Chapter one
Hermionie and Ron approached Hagrids hut nervously, they had given Harry the slip so they could talk to him in private. They had just gotten together, but they hadn't told Harry yet, I mean how could they? They had all been the golden trio for so long it would be hard for Harry to get used to the change, so they went to Hagrid. There had been many rumors that in his day, Hagrid was the famed school matchmaker, and that's just what they needed right now. Coming up to the door the knocked, minuets later Hagrid opened the door.
"Well! 'Ermionie! Ron! Good ta see ya! Come in! Come in!" He greeted them with his regular enthusiasm. They sat down in his oversized chairs and took their large cracked teacups.
"Err Hagrid... I know this sounds odd... but me and Ron need your help..." Hermionie then proceeded to tell Hagrid of their troubles. By the time she finished Hagrid was looking wistfully out the window. "Hagrid? Hagrid?"
"Ah....the glory days...'Ow I've missed em... I was a pro...A pro.. I could find the perfect couple, even if they didn' know about their feelins at all..." Hermionie and Ron looked at one another.
"Eh...does that mean you'll help?" Ron asked a slightly frightened tone in his voice, this was getting a tad creepy. Hagrid looked at them.
"Are ye kidding!? O' corse I will! Like I'd pass a chance like this!!!" Ron and Hermionie jumped slightly at Hagrid's little outburst, they didn't think he'd be this enthusiastic. "Ya' know what they used ta call this place?" He asked them, they both shook their heads, and in the distance a tune began to play.... "They called it the looooooove shack!!!" the music got louder and Hagrid broke out in song
"If
you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles
to the... love shack! love shack yeah
I'm headin' down the
atlanta highway, lookin' for the love getaway
Heading for the
love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a car, it's as big as a
whale and we're headin' on down
To the love shack!
I got me a
chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox
money
The love shack is a little old place where we can get
together!"
Ron
and Hermionie jumped up and joined in the song:
"Love shack
baby, love shack bay-bee.
Love baby, that's where it's at, ooo
love baby, that's where it's at
Sign says.. woo... stay away
fools, 'cause love rules at the love shack!
Well it's set way
back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta
get back"
"Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the
highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway"
Suddenly
they were outside, and random people came up to join in the
background singing:
"
The love shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love shack baby! love shack, that's
where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin',
wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole
shack shimmies! the whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Movin'
around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's
groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little
shack! funky little shack!
Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as
a whale and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats
about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money."
"Bang
bang bang on the door baby! knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang
bang on the door baby! I can't hear you
Your what?.... tin roof,
rusted!
Love shack, baby love shack!
Love baby, that's
where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin' at the
love shack!!!"
Suddenly they were all once again inside
"Well.... Now all we have to do is find someone that's perfect to Harry..." Hermionie said while raking her brain for possible daties. Hagrid grinned big behind his bushy beard.
"Oh no... I got someone in mind already..."
Gasp! Join us next time to see the answers to these exciting questions! : Who is it that Harry is going to be paired up with?! Is there anyone in the audience who doesn't already know?! Will this story hopefully improve over time!? FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER!
