I think I need help
Summary: There's a reason no one badmouths Gamzee
Pairings: None, really
-Rated T-
-Badmouthing Gamzee-
"Chrii2t," Sollux sighed, raising his hand to his forehead.
"ha2 anyone 2een Gamzee?"
"WHY?"
"ii need to talk to hiim."
"W)(at for?" Feferi tilted her head, giving him a sweet smile.
"he borrowed 2omethiin from me and ii need iit back, but ii can't fiind hiim"
Feferi giggled and pointed to the left. Sollux looked in the direction she was pointing in, and saw Vriska, Aradia and Tavros crowding around a pile of dwarf rabbits.
'What the hell are they?' Sollux thought, walking over.
"hI,, SOLLUX"
"Where'2 Gamzee?"
"Wh0 kn0ws? I haven't seen the bastard in a while."
Tavros poked the large mound of bunnies.
"What the hell are these miidget thiing2?!" Sollux took a step back, watching the adorable creatures squirm and finaly halt as they found another comfortable position.
Vriska shrugged, and picked one up.
"Pretty fucking adora8le, though."
He nodded slowly, watching the caramel coloured rabbit wriggle in her grey hand. He wondered what they were doing here. Probably a gift from the humans.
"2ay, Vrii2ka,"
"Yeah?"
"2een Gamzee anywhere?"
She shook her head, much to his disappointment. Then she smirked and dropped the rabbit back into the pile.
"Why'd you wanna know where that coward is anyway? He's a fucking pussy."
Suddenly, a white faced troll emerged from the pile, a goofy grin on his face. Bunnies went flying over the mound and were left to hop about on the floor.
"WhAt WaS tHaT bItCh?"
Both Aradia and Vriska jumped by the sudden suprise. Raising her arms in defense, Serket spoke.
"Oh, hey Gamz.."
"ArE YoU MoThErFuCkInG bAdMoUtHiNg Me?"
"Er, well.."
"WhAt WaS tHaT?"
"YoU dOnT tHiNk ThEsE lItTlE mIdGeTs ArE fUcKiNg AdOrAbLe?"
"I wasn't saying that, actually."
"I was just telling Sollux something."
Gamzee ignored her and picked a bunny up.
"ThEsE bItChEs ArE MoThErfUcKiNg MiRaClEs,"
"MiRaClEs fRoM tHe HuMaNs, MaN."
He submerged into his pile again, leaving the four other trolls standing about trying to figure out what the Hell had just happened.
"HEY, SOLLUX DID YOU FIND THAT FUCKING RETARD YET?"
"Yup."
"DID YOU GET IT BACK?"
"No."
"He can keep iit."
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