Disclaimer: Don't take this too seriously, folks. I'm just goofing here. Nothing was meant to be taken literally... unless it was followed by the word 'literally'. I do not own anyone, mostly because I am too poor right now to afford the parts for my Anime-Come-Real machine. Okay.

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One day, as Inuyasha was skipping gaily through the woods, he was stopped abruptly by a gecko repelling down a really cool spy-gear-type-halter-thing.

Wait, what?

One day, as Inuyasha was sullenly stalking through the dark, dank forest, a gecko crawled out on a branch at him, and said in a cute British voice,

"Hello, gov'ner. You look like you could use some good news. What if I told you that you could save hundreds of dollars each month by switching to car insurance from Geiko?" In his fury, the dog demon snatched the gecko up in his hand and began to crush it. "Would you like some fish and chips instead?" the gecko croaked out.

"Give me a reason not to kill you," an uninterested-in-saving-money-or-having-fish-and-chips Inuyasha growled. In response, the gecko did what instincts told it to do.

And that was no whip out a laser gun or become invisible or shit in Inuyasha's grasp or whatever little weird thing your mind thought up.

It told him to grin, and go all googly-eyed.

Immediately Inu's anger died, and the gecko was crushed into a slightly less murderous hug of adoration.

"Aw! You're such a happy little gecko!" Inuyasha continued on his way, skipping happily, singing.

To run into Kagome, who was in a similar state. They stopped and started at each other for a moment, then Kagome broke out in a huge, incredibly freakish smile, but it didn't creep Inuyasha out in the slightest, because he was mirroring said smile.

"Inuyasha! You wouldn't believe the happy little gecko I just found!" ... That stopped Inu's smile.

"Really? I just found a happy little gecko too." Kagome's smile didn't have the decency to disappear; instead it just became more disturbing, taking over half of her face.

"That's such and amazing quinky-dink!" But Inuyasha was not so thrilled.

"Are you telling me that I found a happy little gecko, and at the same time you also found a happy little gecko?"

"Yeah! Isn't it cool?" Inu's nose twitched.

"So you're saying that I found a happy little gecko and you found a happy little gecko at the same time, and our happy little gecko's don't know each other?"

Finally that nightmare-inducing smile left, to be replaced with this odd little preppy frown-smirk. "Well, I don't know if my happy little gecko ever knew your happy little gecko. I've never asked him." Instead of calming the half breed, this only seemed to panic him further.

"How do you know that you've never asked your happy little gecko if he's ever met my happy little gecko because your happy little gecko used mind control powers to prevent you from ever asking that?!?!"

And of course, both gecko's then hit both almost-humans over the head, and dragged them into their car-insurance lair. Of doom.

They're such happy little HOMICIDAL geckos!

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W.W. - I will never write a certain three words ever in succession again.

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DEMONIC W.W. !#$&() I NOW COMMAND YOU TO GO DESTROY THA GEIKO GECKOS. DESTROY THEM ALL!!!