Well, here's another one of my stories, well, the beginning of it, at least. The title of it explains everything, I think. Originally, I had written this out and drawn pictures to go along with the story, but.... Anyway, I abbreviated names (Tama is Tamahome, Nak is Nakago, etc.) I wrote this in a semi-play format. Imagine the characters, imagine a deep-voiced narrator, imagine the unimaginable. And so now I present.....
Nurikopunzel
***I haven't stolen the Fushigi Yuugi characters; they belong to Yuu Wastase. I'm only borrowing them for the moment.***
Once upon a time there lived a man and his young wife. Not that I'm implying that the man was very old. He wasn't. In fact, there was only about a two year age difference between the two. But anyway, there was a man and his wife and at one point they were both alive....and kickin'.
Miaka: TaMAhoME!!
Tama: *sweating bullets* Y-y-yes, Miaka dear?
The young wife was eternally hungry. To satisfy her ravenous appetite, the man was forced to buy out the city market.
Tama: *crying as he turns empty money pouch upside-down* Okane....
Miaka: I'm hungry! *stomach growls nastily*
The man and his wife lived next door to an evil sorcerer.
Nak: MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! I WILL RULE THE WORLD! *takes out yellow canary from cage and squeezes it to death* MA-HA-HA-HA! I AM SO EVIL! I AM SO--!*chokes on air, but recovers* ah...heh-heh-heh....
Did I mention the sorcerer was evil?
The evil sorcerer had a beautiful and wondrous garden in his backyard. Partially magical, it contained plants never seen before and produced items not normally found in gardens.
One day the wife was gazing out of her small cottage window at the evil sorcerer's beautiful garden. Something caught her fancy and her insatiable hunger grew a hundred-fold (is that possible?)
Miaka: TaMAhoME!! I want some of those candied apples, the ones with chopped nuts sprinkled on top! Bring me some! *points into Nak's garden*
Tama: *sweat dropping* (to be sure Tamahome doesn't repel Miaka, he uses Sure antiperspirant to repel odor and wetness. He's Sure, are you?)* Miaka, those candied apples are right in the middle of evil Nakago's garden. Wouldn't you rather have some of the candied apples from over there? *points to corner of garden where another candied apple tree is, candied apples falling into their yard and rolling to their doorstep (those are magical apples, I tell ya!)*
Miaka: But they don't have chopped nuts sprinkled on them. *big eyes, vibrating with emotion...or hunger* Please...Tamahome?
Tama: *thinking to himself* can't resist vibrating eyes, being drawn forward *walks forward in trance like state, hugs and pats her on the head* Yes, Miaka dear....
Brief Intermission
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