When the Authoress Gets Bored


Enter: Fanfiction dot net.

Category: Anime

Select: Naruto

Genre: Romance

Rated: K—T

Character (A) Select: Sasuke Uchiha

Character (B) Select: Sakura Haruno

Status: Complete

-Go-

"Tisk, tisk, Sakura-chan. Reading this kinda stuff only makes you turn out like Kakashi-sensei."

Our favorite rose-haired kunoichi, who had just been about to embroil her mind in the plotline of a new generation of fanfictions, turned and stared in disbelief at the orange-clad blonde standing over her.

"Naruto?! Where…How'd you get inside my house?!" she demanded, slamming down the top of her Lavender-skinned laptop and blushing enough to give her red top a run for its money.

"Does it really matter?" the blonde asked, hoping to dissuade her from forcing him to reveal his awesome lock-picking skillz. "I come by to see how you're doing and this is the thanks I get?"

Without turning to glare at her teammate, Sakura stood up from her desk chair, a visible aura of evil hanging around her that Naruto was obviously too oblivious to notice.

"Naruto…" she said in a perfectly calm voice. Just the kind she used before punting Sai facefirst through a solid wall. "Do me a favor, would you? Go look out the window for me."

Relieved that he wasn't going to be beaten to a pulp, the blonde obeyed quickly, squinting past the thick glass of the pane.

"What am I supposed to be looking for?" he asked.

"Open it. You'll see."

He did so, allowing the window to swing wide open after unlatching the clasp. Sakura really had a nice view from her room, he could see all the way down both streets below her window. The window itself was a nice size as well, big enough for two, maybe three people to squat on the sill of without discomfort.

"I think I dropped something out there. Would you look for it? It's a little red book, should be down in one of the dumpsters."

Squinting, Naruto's blue eyes scanned for said item. Though he might not have freakishly amazing eyesight like Sasuke-teme, he could see distances pretty darn well. And right there, nestled between a moldy pizza box and a broken-down microwave oven, sat a small, rectangular book.

"Found it!" he exclaimed triumphantly.

"What's it say on the title, Naruto?"

Still oblivious to the hissing tone of voice and grinding of teeth behind him, the blonde ninja squinted again and read aloud the tiny print.

"Bl…Basphemy…Blasphemy and…M…Mad…Madness. Blasphemy and Madness. What a weird title for a book."

"Isn't it?"

"So were reading this 'Blasphemy and Madness?'"

"Madness…"

This time, Naruto realized the homicidal tone of his teammate's voice. And it really didn't help that, in his eagerness to obey her commands, he was now leaning halfway out of aforementioned sizeable window, his suddenly very vulnerable bum making an easy focal point to aim a large amount of physical force at.

"Uh-oh…"

"THIS…"

"Hold on, Sakura-chan!"

"IS…"

"I'm sorry, I didn't-"

"SPARTAAAAA!"

And with that copyrighted movie-esque catchphrase, Naruto Uzumaki was promptly dropkicked off into the horizon, with a little twinkling noise as he disappeared into the sky.

Her anger assuaged, Sakura turned on her heel and went back to reading her fanfiction.


Mwahahaha. Written at 11 oclock at night, inno less than six and a half minutes. Worship teh crack!