Make note that I was really really bored making this. It would be amazing if it even made sense.


The Poem I Created at 4:00 Approximatly One Hour After School and Did I Mention I Have A Tendency To Create Poems With Really Really Long Titles?

By Light Yagami…or should I just write Kira' cause it sounds better

School is OUT! (which means I don't have to send in university applications anymore)

SUMMER VACATION!!!!!

And nothing rhymes with vacation!!!!

Except maybe… recreation of the nation.

But who cares about that?

I'm Kira once and for all.

My mind's set on acheivements.

My mind's set for …the MALL!!!!!!

But before I do my shopping,

I'll plan the world, you see.

Cause stupid people need me out there.

Stupid people with acne.

I'm glad for once I can write,

Without it being marked…

I can finally use incorrect grammar!

Like "OMFG, I'm larked!!!!"

The people out there in this world

Are just like the guys in "The SIMS"

Haven't you noticed they talk gibberish?

It seems I'm the only one with the WHIMS…

Though someone's been bugging me lately,

The guy with the TOTALLY MESSY HAIR

He's IMPECCABLY NERDY all over.

He gives me a creepy creepy stare.

I MEAAN HE TOTALLY FRICKEN HAS NOOOOO FLAIR!!!! (Sorry that I added the extra line to that stanza, but something just had to be said about this guy. I mean jeez. Put him on a makeover show or something.)

Ahem…well I think his name is L

Or atleast he says it is

I can not really tell

He's just another school kid whiz

I think he's out to hunt me

It's quite clear he will

I'm kind of scared he's spying on me

So let's just pretend I'm working… on… the… treadmill…yah that's it!

So I'm paranoid there's cameras,

In my room, unlit

So I'm pretending to work on this poem

"I'LL TAKE A CHIP AND EAT IT!!!!"

Whoops did I say that out loud?

It wasn't intended for you.

Meh, now Ryuzaki will think I'm psycho…

And I'm too lazy to rhyme something with "You" so I'll just say he'll think I'm a crazy psycho who narrarates whenever I take a chip and eat it.

Yah…that's how mentally challenged I am…JEEZZZ. It's not my fault I'm a fricken SMART guy who has a dilapedated mindset and also has multiple personalities and MAJOR mood swings. I enjoy killing people! Not even my fricken therapist can help me out!

…Did that rhyme?

I don't think so…

L's still watching me

Just so you know…

I just realized,

After all that ranting

That I am loquacious

Damn, I'm babbling

Ryuk wrote this line!!!!:D

But I wrote the next

He took my pen

He's so perplexed.

So I come to my end,

Where I must admit

I shouldn't have used this paper I'm writing this poem on.

I'm such a stupid twit…

It's lined and it's white.

It's where I "handwrote"

…I think I'm challenged…

I used the paper from the DEATH NOTE…

(Crap…and I even wrote my name at the beginning…"By Light"…atleast I didn't picture my beautiful face while writing it, SIGH)

I totally have to rethink my writing career...