Let me say off the bat that Figgy isn't exactly my cup o' tea. This one-shot is dedicated to Kitty Uchiha.

Title: Fang + Iggy - New Years dates = Figgy

Rated: T

Summary: A late New Year oneshot. "I need someone to kiss!" Iggy exclaimed. "It's New Years!" "Fine!" Fang said, frustrated and grabbed his face and kissed. Iggy full on the mouth. Dedicated to Kitty Uchiha

Point of View: Third

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Iggy and Fang sat on the couch, frustrated and depressed. Both Fang and Iggy had lost their dates.

"I can't believe this happened," muttered Iggy. "How am I supposed to get some action on New Years if I don't have a date?"

Fang rolled his eyes. "…I rolled my eyes…." Fang muttered.

"But, really! This is so stupid! Why are they mad at us anyway?"

Fang shrugged. "I don't know. Maybe it was you flirting with every girl here and then dragging me down with you, though I didn't do anything." Here being the apartment that Fang, Iggy, Max, Ella, Nudge, and Gazzy were all staying in where they were having a New Years Party. Basically, it was everyone but Angel, who didn't work well with Max anymore.

"I was not flirting with every girl. I was flirting with, like, two. And you can't blame me."

"How would you know that I can't blame you? You're implying that they were hot, and you couldn't even tell!" Fang exclaimed.

"They sure did sound hot."

"You wouldn't know that, though. What if Angel magically appeared and you thought she sounded hot? You'd be a pedo!"

Iggy scoffed. "Angel would never come here with Max in the room!"

"And you just let the whole pedo thing slide over your head," Fang muttered.

"I mean, if she's hot…." Iggy trailed off.

"Iggy! That's gross!" Fang exclaimed. "That's like fucking incest! I'm gonna tell Gazzy that you said that."

"Oh, no!" Iggy said sarcastically. "Please don't tell Gazzy! He's so super scary! I'm afraid he might hurt me!"

Fangg chuckled. "He just might if you're thinking of raping his little sister."

"I was not thinking of raping her. I just said that if she sounded hot I might not hold back."

Fang shook his head. "You're perverted. I would never do that."

"Yeah, sure. So, if Angel had, like, these really big boobs, you wouldn't even go for it?'

"Ew. No," Fang muttered.

Pause. "You know, Fang, sometimes, I think you might be gay."

Fang shook his head. "I'm not gay. I'm in love. And I don't like little girls."

"I doubt that Angel is a…little girl anymore," Iggy muttered.

Fang scoffed.

"So, maybe you're not gay," Iggy complied. "I bet you're bi."

Fang sighed. "Whatever."

Iggy gasped in mock surprise. "So you are."

"Oh, shut up."

"TEN!" everyone screamed, scaring the crap out of both guys. "NINE!"

"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit," Iggy muttered.

"EIGHT!"

"What's your problem?" Fang asked.

"SEVEN!"

"I don't have a date!"

"SIX!"

"So?"

"FIVE!"

"So?" Iggy asked incredulously.

"FOUR!"

"It's a huge problem!" Iggy exclaimed.

"THREE!"

"I don't see how," Fang said.

"TWO!"

"I NEED A DATE!" Iggy yelled.

"ONE!"

"AHH!!" Iggy screamed.

"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!"

"No! I need someone to kiss! Someone kiss me, someone kiss me!" Iggy yelled amongst all the couples making out.

"I need someone to kiss!" Iggy exclaimed. "It's New Years!"

"Fine!" Fang said, frustrated and grabbed his face and kissed Iggy full on the mouth. "There, are you happy now?!"

Iggy stood there, shocked, his mouth open in surprise.

"There," Fang muttered quietly again.

"Uh, yeah, I'm good," Iggy muttered and walked toward his room, his eyes still wide and mouth open.

Maybe this New Years wasn't…too bad, Iggy thought that night as he fell asleep.

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Wow. I did it. I'm so proud of myself XD. I hope you guys liked it!