Wow never knew this thing was that short lol anyways I wrote this a while ago and posted it on my quizilla...been over a year already....anyways I read the Death Note Novel

Death Note Another Note The Los Angeles BB Murder Case ....after reading that i watched some of the death note rants on youtube (very funny love them) and started thinking...'why doesn't B have one?' and so i wrote one for him

My friends loved it...and so does my sister....i think ppl on quizilla like it also...hmm don't know....also the text was suppose to be red but can't do that on here but thats how it is on quizlla ^^...so yea on to the short rant

Discalmer: I do not nor will I ever own Death Note or the characters. Nor do I own the Death Note character rants, other than this one.

So enjoy ^^


With eyes closed, Beyond birthday stepped in front of the camera used for Death Note character rants. Slowely opening his crisom eyes, Beyond Birthday aka B, exheld his held breath and began his rant.

The Rant

"Its has come to my attention that many characters have done this little 'rant' and none bothered to inform me. So I began to wonder, WHY!?1, is it because I only have one mentioning in the whole show!1 COME ON!1 Matt did this and he only had one scene!1

Well guess what!1, I have a book about me...ok me dressing like L and trying to surpass him and Misora's the main character. But none the less, I am in it!1....ALOT!1 Haven't you heard of the 'Los Angles B.B Murder Case.' B.B HELLO!1 Nickname!1 Beyond Birthday, B.B. Do the math.

What makes it cooler is that I'm a murder, though technically , I am not. For those of you who do not know me, *cough cough* death do those that do not *cough cough* I was born with the shinigami eyes, therefor I know when people are going to die, exact moment. So the people I killed were meant to die at that time. Class me as a murder if you wish.

That brings me to another subject, Kira...Have only one thing to say about him. COWARD!1, he hides behind his Death Note with his stupid super model hair. He beings shame to killers,death notes, shinigami's and SUPER MODEL HAIR!1 AND...wait wait *grabs random jar of strawberry jam and begins to eat as one of the studio people have a heart attack* Hahahaha Muhahahah Kukukuk!1 *guy falls down dead* Awww funs over *throws jar behind himself*

Where was I? Ah yes Kira. He's a coward that's all that must be said. And L is weak for letting himself be killed, by Kira of all people. He knew who Light really was but no one believed him. COME ON PEOPLE!1 He's solved over 1,000 cases, INCLUDING MINE!1 PROOF HE'S RIGHT!1 Of course they didn't know that until Watari,L,Misora,Mello, Matt and others were..whats the word? Oh yes..DEAD!1 Idiots.

If I was in the show, the case would be solved in no time. But noooo, all I got was one line that L says, no wait thinks because of Misora, the two people whom defeated me, ME!1 BEYOND BIRTHDAY!1 Dead like dogs. Worst of all you don't even see me. *Picture of LXB appears on the screen behind B. Noticing this he tires to cover it up with his arms*

I SWEAR, ME AND L ARE ENEMIES AND NOTHING ELSE!1 TURN IT OFF, TURN OFF THE CAMERA!1 MY RANT IS OVER!1

The End