A/N: This is a remake of my fan fiction with a non-existent plotline, combined together with my comic that I will probably never finish. Italics are events or the viewpoint.

Claimer: I own everyone in this chapter, since this person here is my FC.

Thanks to Written Twilight for pointing out my mistakes.


Recording start

"Good morning, teachers and friends. This is Chen Lyra, class 6A. I find school quite fun, although studying makes me fall asleep. I enjoy it due to the people in my class, and that the food in the cafeteria is edible.

"I do wish that the construction on the school would finish soon, as the noise often disturbs my class during lessons since my classroom is near the construction site. The most annoying thing about this, however, is that they installed an air-conditioner in our classroom. It came along with many complaints and arguments, but I was glad that they did, due to the near unbearable heat of summer.

"For example, the people who sit under the air-conditioner always feel cold, and want it to be switched off, while some others want to have it on even when it is raining. Personally, I only enjoy the air-conditioner on warm days, but also dislike the fact that my classmates often set the temperature to 18°C, the lowest temperature possible. Normally I just set the temperature higher.

"I noticed that this girl often wears her jacket when the air-con is not on, but immediately takes it off when it is switched on.

"Thank you for your kind attention and have a pleasant day!

"Now all I need to do is switch off the camera. Yay! I'm done with this random piece of fudge I had to do! Ahh! This was caught on camera! I better edit this out!"

Recording end

I wanted to rush and immediately edit the video which I recorded for school use, but decided to take a break and play some music on my computer instead. I thought of the people I had used as examples in my video.

There was Riin, a girl who enjoyed saying "Hn" instead of speaking normally, and the girl who memorized pi. 3.1415926535... Just thinking about her makes me want to think about pi too. Then there's also the one who loves her dictionary, and the other who advertises anything she can get her hands on. Oh yeah, there's also the one whom I call the 'Human Sponge'.

I walked into the kitchen to raid the fridge, along the way kicking my brother-whom-I-forgot-about's ass. Oh wait. I kicked his butt. I was not in the mood to kick his non-existent pet donkey.

My school has students from 1st to 9th grade, and I am in the 6th this year, and am 11 years old. After remembering that my classmate had left for another country as her parents needed to go there for work, I wondered if anyone would join our class.

I thought my life could not be more unexciting. All I had been doing for the past few years was study and play. I was completely convinced that my mundane lifestyle would never get more interesting, but I was wrong.

Completely wrong.


Thanks for reading!