Disclaimer: I Do Not I Own Harry Potter.

AN: This was written while was down and I never intended to post it but I thought why not in end as I spent my time writing it I might as well post it even if it isn't that good.

Harry was sitting in the park when his scar started burning and before Harry knew what was happening Voldemort was in front of him.

"Potter join the Dark Side and I'll give you cookies," Voldemort promised wearing a fake nose and a wig.

"I can buy cookies so no I won't join the Dark Side," Harry said, standing up then started running away from Voldemort really fast.

Harry didn't stop running until he got to number 4 Privet Drive.

Harry was having a totally awesome dream about finding a mountain made out of ice cream that was until Voldemort decided to appear in dream.

"Potter join the Dark Side I'll get you a Pony and a Dragon," Voldemort offered, and he smiled which freaked Harry out a lot.

"I hate to break it to you but Dumbledore brought me a Pony and two Dragons yesterday," Harry replied, wondering exactly when it had started raining chocolate snakes.

"He did?," Voldemort asked and Harry nodded his head. "Well I kind of feel awkward standing here with nothing to offer,".

"If you could go and let me get back to my dream that would be great," Harry said.

"Sure, um I'll be back tomorrow night with something better to offer you and finally you will join the Dark Side," Voldemort told him before vanishing.

Just Voldemort promised he reappeared in Harry's dream the next night.

"What are you going to offer me today a lifetime supply of chocolate?," Harry asked.

"The chocolate is mine!," Voldemort half screamed. "All mine,".

"Fine, the chocolate is all you what are you going to offer me today?,".

"Today you can become the very proud owner of a cute kitten all it will cost you is agreeing to join the Dark Side," Voldemort declared, confident that Harry would now join his side.

"I don't want a kitten," Harry claimed, he was lying he really wanted a cute kitten, but he didn't want one from Voldemort.

"Seriously, what have have I got to offer you for you to join the Dark Side," Voldemort muttered, before disappearing leaving Harry to fight mutant sheep.

Harry had decided that he wouldn't go to sleep then he wouldn't see Voldemort. It was a good plan, but unfortunately for Harry while his brain wanted to stay awake his body was like go to hell pal and he fell asleep.

Harry was dreaming that he was in the Great Hall, eating dinner at the Gryffindor table when Voldemort appeared.

"Your dreams are really boring Potter," Voldemort commented, helping himself to a chicken leg from the Gryffindor table and started nibbling at it.

"Hey, I didn't ask you to basically start stalking me," Harry replied, scowling.

"I was going to offer to make you ruler of the universe, but after that I am leaving and never again to return," Voldemort wailed and then left.

Harry couldn't help thinking that Voldemort was seriously over sensitive.