Happy Father's Day

"Dad, I'm home!" says Miley. She was just getting home from picking her dad up a Father's Day present at the mall.

"Howdy!" says Billy Ray.

"I picked a little sum' sum' up for ya!" says Miley.

"Well what is it Miles?"

"Let's go up to the bedroom and I'll show ya!" Miley and Billy Ray go upstairs to the bedroom.

When they get to the bedroom Miley pulls out a pair of pink fuzzy handcuffs, a fox tail ass plug, a whip, and a Jesse McCartney CD.

"Miley, what the devil is this?!" screamed Billy Ray.

"Oh, just a few little things I picked up!" Miley winked at him and walked across the room shaking her ass.

"What the hell are you buying all this for?! And how did you even get it!? You're only 15!" Billy Ray is getting worried.

"Dad, I'm fucking Hannah Montana. Duh."

"WHAT THE DEVIL DID YOU JUST SAY?! SWEET NIBBLETS!" Billy Ray is freaking the fuck out.

"Daddy calm down it's okay."

"What is going on?!"

"Well.. I know you haven't exactly gotten any in a while.. So I was thinking I could give you what I know you've been wanting in a long time." Miley is so nervous she is shaking.

"What the fuck? I DON'T THINK SO LITTLE GIRL." Billy Ray is very angry at this point.

"Dad.. Just think about it." Miley winks and walks out of the room, pulling up her skirt to show a little leg.

TO BE CONTINUED