Fun With Scalpels
By Shyro Foxfeather
It had been a disconcerting day for most students. Only an inconsiderable number of the male population attending this particular school really actually wanted to dissect a frog.
Kaito, to everyone's relief, was not amongst them.
However that wasn't halting him from continuing his current experiment…
He vigilantly held the blade of the scalpel above his cowering pray. It was pinned down with an immense amount of needles. Overkill was an understatement.
He made the first cut vertically down the surface of the victim. He then proceeded to cut two slashes horizontally as well. Then he slowly flipped the stiff flap ajar to reveal the bronze colored innards.
He poked around a bit until he was able to successfully gaze upon a white-ish substance that lay hidden inside.
"Oi, Aoko!" Kaito called to his female best friend. "What's this supposed to be here?" He asked pointing down on the subject of his testing.
Aoko sweat dropped. "Kaito. Stop asking me all these stupid damn questions and eat your damn chocolate bar." She hissed in frustration before walking away. He had, after all, been bugging her all of class.
Kaito frowned and pouted at her retreating figure. "Awww… But that's no fun."
His partner in the assignment, Hakuba, whapped him over the head with his novel and absently wondered what Kuroba did with the frog they were supposed to be slicing up into ity bity pieces.
Owari
Alternate ending…
"Oi, Aoko!" Kaito called to his female best friend. "What's this supposed to be here?" He asked pointing down on the subject of his testing.
Aoko sweat dropped. "How the hell did you pin Hakuba down with all those needles?"
"It was easy enough." Kaito shrugged.
Gag in mouth, Hakuba lay pinned to the table while the small flap of his deerstalker hat waving irritatingly in front of his eyes…
Owari
Disclaimer: Chaos, Logic, and myself lay no claim upon Detective Conan and are thus sadly disappointed in our Evil Genius tactics.
-Shrugs- Someone yelled something about dissecting a chocolate bar in health class last week. This story has been on my to do list for some time now. Ah, A fic to end the week with.
Currently I am working on a sequel to the somewhat short long fic called 'Do Not Mess With Funky Gems.' This time it's Hakuba's turn. Also continuing the search for the cure to Kaito's case of telepathy.
