Okay, I came up with this idea when I was watching a Korean show that my mom downloaded off the computer. They take a bunch of people, shove in a sauna, and they have to figure out the lyrics to the songs that are changed somewhat. XDD its sooo… funny to watch their suffering.

So, what did you favorite authoress do? Convert it to a Yaoi fanfic!


"Kakashi-san, with all due respect-"

"Which is none, un!"

"-would you-"

"Die, dattebayo!"

"-please-"

"Go shove a kunai up your ass you, fucking shitty shit head with no fucking respect for the fucking fucktasic-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, HIDAN! AND KAKASHI! GET ME OUTTA THIS DAMN SAUNA BEFORE I FUCKING CASTRATE YOUR PERVERTED ASS! AND THEN BRAIN-RAPE YOU AGAIN! AND GUESS WHO I'D KILL INSTEAD OF YOU?! JIRAIYA! SO YOU FUCKING FAVORITE BOOK SERIES WOULD DIE DAMMIT! SO YOU COULD SUFFER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT EXTREME HEAT DOES TO MY HAIR?!"

Everyone stared as Uchiha Itachi, the calm, stoic, bitches-of-his-clan-killer, clawed at the metal Sauna door, foaming at the mouth.

Sasuke paled, even more. 'Itachi never liked the summer heat much…'


How did things end up this way? Well, Kakashi, as well as Tsunade, Temari, Orochimaru, and the Akatsuki leader; Pein, all teamed up to cause their more rebellious members of whatever organization they were in a bit of hell.

Said member's being; Uzumaki Naruto, Inuzuka Kiba, Nara Shikamaru, Sai, Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Kakuzu, Gaara and Kankuro.


It was currently 80 degrees Fahrenheit, and everyone was starting to get a little sweaty, though for Itachi; "THIS IS HORRIBLE! MY HAIR IS RUINED!"

Deidara, also realizing his hair could be permanently damaged, began clawing at the door as well. "LEMME GO! ALL I DID WAS THREATEN TO BLOW UP SUNA AND KIDNAP THEIR KAZEKAGE! NOO!!!! MY HAIR! MOMMY!!!!" he shoved Itachi out of the way and threw a bird-shaped clay bomb at the door.

The resulting BOOM caused cursing, shouts, and a blonde-who name rhymes with Gaara- almost being strangled.

Kakashi tapped against the bullet/justu/chakra/fangirl-proof (hence invincible!) glass, separating the boys in the sauna from the outside world. "Hey, hey, guys, come on! You're not allowed to kill anyone, or commit suicide, or Tsunade'll revive your ass and force you all to watch…a strip tease by Sakura and Ino!" immediately everyone turned to stare at Kakashi in disbelief. To prove his point the gray-haired demon, as everyone in the Sauna had deemed him, pointed to where Sakura and Ino were giggling, at batting eyelashes at Sasuke, who visibly twitched, a sign appearing above his head that proudly stated 'NO CONNECTION!' pointing at his brain…

Everyone say down in their respected seats, fidgeting slightly before Naruto jumped up. "Dammit! I can't take this!" and with that, Naruto slid off his jacket; in a hot room, full of overly-panicked perverts that wanted his ass. Sasuke visibly twitched again, instead of 'No connection' a picture of himself and Naruto 'playing' in a bathtub, was on his 'thought process' sign. He quickly stabbed said sign, causing it to die(?) and shoved it behind him in his seat.

Kiba, and a few other people including the Akatsuki members, removed their outerwear and sat back down.

A twitchy Sasuke glanced at a hyperventilating Itachi before his attention was attracted to Itachi's partner, Kisame, who looked like he was gonna die of 'natural' causes any second now.

"W-water…" Kisame wheezed, his gills (again;?) flapping, Itachi screamed.

"Shut the fuck up, Kisame!" he screeched, tackling said shark-man. "I need my hair-care products more than you need your GOD FORSAKEN WATER!!!!" he grabbed Kisame's hair and began yanking on it brutally. "Stupid water! WHO NEEDS IT!?" he screamed, officially crying, yes, crying…(-sweatdrop-) "HUH?! HUH?!" Deidara and Sasori pried Itachi off an unconscious (or dead, you couldn't really tell) Kisame, and began to lick his tears away.( water! Obtained in a smexy fashion!)

And that is how this tortur-I mean game show, began!


Yes, Itachi uses hair care products, and Deidara was still 'mentally damaged' from his close encounter with death to pounce on Kisame as well!

Next chapter! The first warped song is introduced! The yaoiness builds up! PM me with song and warped lyric ideas! The more lyrics the better! and review review review!!!!


May: ohhh…I'm evil…

Kk: now we're on the same page here!

May: btw, for all of you that have read "Papa!" my friend Michael is helping me out with this fanfic! Micky say hi!

Micky: -blush- hi! May, can we put ItaSasu in this?

May: Hm… if need be…yes!

Micky: -cackles evilly in a corner-

Kk: -sweatdrop- I think he's evil, May…

May: Of course not! –turns to where Micky is 'innocently' hugging a Sasuke and Itachi plushie- See! He just loves the Uchiha brothers!-turns away-

Kk: err…-watches Micky shove Itachi and Sasuke plushies face-first against each other, sweatdrop- right…