I blame my weird socials teacher. O_o;;; And nothing belongs to me, so
don't sue. XP
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Bonk. Harry whipped around to see who was throwing things at him. After a while, he turned back around. Bonk. Immediately, someone had hit him again.
A little piece of an eraser was laying on his desk. /Ah ha!/ Harry thought to himself. He picked up the eraser, turned around, and flicked it at Draco.
The eraser hit him square in the center of his forehead.
Harry burst out in the giggles, but stopped when Snape looked up from his work to glare at him.
Bonk. He turned around to see Draco grinning at him maliciously.
/This is war!/ He broke off a piece of eraser and flicked it at Ron's head.
Ron turned around and glared at Draco, then flicked an eraser at him. Draco flicked an eraser back, then Harry flicked another at him.
From out of no where, Harry got bonked by another eraser. He turned around to se Neville grinning at him.
Bonk. Bonk. Erasers were flying from all areas of the room. Draco got a good hit on Ron, who was bombarded by erasers, one of which nailed him on the tip of his nose.
Bonk. Bonk. Everyone started pelting Draco with erasers, who tried to cover himself with Goyle.
Draco prepared his counter attack with a huge eraser, which he flicked up into the air.
Unfortunately, the recipient of the eraser was Hermione, who didn't want to be part of their game.
"Excuse me, Professor Snape!" She said, slamming her books on the desk and standing up. "I can not concentrate with all the erasers flying around!"
"Who's throwing erasers?" Snape asked, glaring at everyone.
"Harry and Draco started it," Goyle said.
Draco gasped, then kicked Goyle's shin under the table.
"Both of you, come to the front of the classroom. Now." Snape demanded.
They both got up and came over to Snape.
"Dance."
"WHAT?!" They both said in unison.
"Yes, dance."
"Uhh. . . what kind?" Harry asked sheepishly.
"Tango. Now."
Harry grabbed Draco's hand and spun him around.
"What are you doing, Potter?!" Draco snapped.
"Nothing. Now shut up and dance!" He grinned.
Harry extended his arm, then spun Draco around up to him.
Snape turned on some music, then went back to his desk.
The two continued to dance, and everyone else started getting partners and tangoing too.
All of a sudden, Ron jumped up on a desk, pulling Neville and Hermione up. He put his arms across their shoulders and shouted, "Everyone! Lets do the can-can!" Everyone else got up on the tables, and jumped about, dancing to the can-can.
All of a sudden, Percy burst through the door and sung out, "The hiiiiills are aliiiiiiive with the sound of muuuuuuuuusic!"
Everyone stopped in mid can-can to look at him.
Percy blinked a couple times, then walked over to the table, and joined in the can-can.
"Can, can you do the can-can? Can you do the can-can. Can you do the. . . LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! CAN! Can you do the can-can! Can you do the can-can. Can you do the. . . LALALALA!" Everyone sang.
"STOP!" Gilderoy shouted from the doorway. "Don't leave me this way. . ." He walked over to Severus, got down on his knees, and clung to his cape. "I can't survive, without your sweet smile. Oh baby, don't leave me this waaaay. . ."
Severus got up, and ran to the other side of the room. "You'd think that people would have had enough with silly love songs," he sang.
"I look around me and I see, it isn't so," Gilderoy clung to him.
Everyone blinked in confusion.
"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?" Draco said, clinging to Harry, who blinked.
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Slurp. Slurp Slurp.
Percy rolled over and blinked a couple times.
"That what the weirdest dream I've ever had. . ." He said to himself, shaking his head. He sighed. "I need to get out more."
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AN: LOL. . . I just started writing. . . And that's what happened :P It almost was a normal story! ^.^;;
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Bonk. Harry whipped around to see who was throwing things at him. After a while, he turned back around. Bonk. Immediately, someone had hit him again.
A little piece of an eraser was laying on his desk. /Ah ha!/ Harry thought to himself. He picked up the eraser, turned around, and flicked it at Draco.
The eraser hit him square in the center of his forehead.
Harry burst out in the giggles, but stopped when Snape looked up from his work to glare at him.
Bonk. He turned around to see Draco grinning at him maliciously.
/This is war!/ He broke off a piece of eraser and flicked it at Ron's head.
Ron turned around and glared at Draco, then flicked an eraser at him. Draco flicked an eraser back, then Harry flicked another at him.
From out of no where, Harry got bonked by another eraser. He turned around to se Neville grinning at him.
Bonk. Bonk. Erasers were flying from all areas of the room. Draco got a good hit on Ron, who was bombarded by erasers, one of which nailed him on the tip of his nose.
Bonk. Bonk. Everyone started pelting Draco with erasers, who tried to cover himself with Goyle.
Draco prepared his counter attack with a huge eraser, which he flicked up into the air.
Unfortunately, the recipient of the eraser was Hermione, who didn't want to be part of their game.
"Excuse me, Professor Snape!" She said, slamming her books on the desk and standing up. "I can not concentrate with all the erasers flying around!"
"Who's throwing erasers?" Snape asked, glaring at everyone.
"Harry and Draco started it," Goyle said.
Draco gasped, then kicked Goyle's shin under the table.
"Both of you, come to the front of the classroom. Now." Snape demanded.
They both got up and came over to Snape.
"Dance."
"WHAT?!" They both said in unison.
"Yes, dance."
"Uhh. . . what kind?" Harry asked sheepishly.
"Tango. Now."
Harry grabbed Draco's hand and spun him around.
"What are you doing, Potter?!" Draco snapped.
"Nothing. Now shut up and dance!" He grinned.
Harry extended his arm, then spun Draco around up to him.
Snape turned on some music, then went back to his desk.
The two continued to dance, and everyone else started getting partners and tangoing too.
All of a sudden, Ron jumped up on a desk, pulling Neville and Hermione up. He put his arms across their shoulders and shouted, "Everyone! Lets do the can-can!" Everyone else got up on the tables, and jumped about, dancing to the can-can.
All of a sudden, Percy burst through the door and sung out, "The hiiiiills are aliiiiiiive with the sound of muuuuuuuuusic!"
Everyone stopped in mid can-can to look at him.
Percy blinked a couple times, then walked over to the table, and joined in the can-can.
"Can, can you do the can-can? Can you do the can-can. Can you do the. . . LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! CAN! Can you do the can-can! Can you do the can-can. Can you do the. . . LALALALA!" Everyone sang.
"STOP!" Gilderoy shouted from the doorway. "Don't leave me this way. . ." He walked over to Severus, got down on his knees, and clung to his cape. "I can't survive, without your sweet smile. Oh baby, don't leave me this waaaay. . ."
Severus got up, and ran to the other side of the room. "You'd think that people would have had enough with silly love songs," he sang.
"I look around me and I see, it isn't so," Gilderoy clung to him.
Everyone blinked in confusion.
"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?" Draco said, clinging to Harry, who blinked.
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Slurp. Slurp Slurp.
Percy rolled over and blinked a couple times.
"That what the weirdest dream I've ever had. . ." He said to himself, shaking his head. He sighed. "I need to get out more."
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AN: LOL. . . I just started writing. . . And that's what happened :P It almost was a normal story! ^.^;;
