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Ch. 1

(The Man Who Fell In Love With...Inuyasha?)

Director: Action!

Inuyasha: I knew it. He's living in a fantasy!

Kouga: It' no fantasy! Kagome, I'm in love with the mutt-face!

Kagome: ...Say huh?!

Inuyasha: What the fuck! You're supposed to say you love Kagome, you fleabag!

Kouga: Oh please, honey! Do you think I'd be wearing a skirt if I were straight?

(Sesshomaru walks on set)

Sess: I knew you like man meat, little brother. (Smirk)

Inu: I'm not the one who wears make-up and shags Naraku in the storage closet!

Director: Cut! We don't need another blood bath. We can't afford to replace Shippo over and over again.

Kouga: So, Inuyasha, you wanna meet up in my trailer in about 5 minutes? (wink)

Inu: You want another restraining order?

(The third movie; the mansion is burning and Takemaru and Inutaisho are fighting to the death)

Inutaisho: The child shall be called Inuyasha. Now go!

Izayoi: Yes!

(Izayoi runs out...five seconds later she runs back in)

Izayoi: I forgot the baby! (Picks up Inuyasha and runs out again)

Takemaru: ( To Inutaisho) How did you two have a kid? Seriously!

(During a break in filming, Inutaisho is showing everyone humiliating pictures of Sesshomaru when he was little)

Inutaisho: Here's Sessy using the toilet for the first time. No, wait. Sorry. This is Sesshomaru falling into the toilet for the first time. I must have left the seat up. (Wicked smirk)

Sesshomaru: DAD!!!!!!

Inutaisho: Here's Sessy when he was first born. He had a mohawk going on huh?

(Everyone burst out laughing as the photo is passed around)

Inutaisho: I'll be back! (leaves the room for a moment)

Inuyasha: Look on the bright side, bro. At least he can't embarrass you more than he already has.

(Inutaisho returns carrying at least 20 huge albulms)

Inutaisho: More emabrrassing photos!

(Sesshomaru glares at Inuyasha)

Ice Demon Allysandra: Well, that's all I have now. Please send any episodes you want to see screwed up. Lol. Please review. It's great if you like it, cool if you don't.