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Ch. 1
(The Man Who Fell In Love With...Inuyasha?)
Director: Action!
Inuyasha: I knew it. He's living in a fantasy!
Kouga: It' no fantasy! Kagome, I'm in love with the mutt-face!
Kagome: ...Say huh?!
Inuyasha: What the fuck! You're supposed to say you love Kagome, you fleabag!
Kouga: Oh please, honey! Do you think I'd be wearing a skirt if I were straight?
(Sesshomaru walks on set)
Sess: I knew you like man meat, little brother. (Smirk)
Inu: I'm not the one who wears make-up and shags Naraku in the storage closet!
Director: Cut! We don't need another blood bath. We can't afford to replace Shippo over and over again.
Kouga: So, Inuyasha, you wanna meet up in my trailer in about 5 minutes? (wink)
Inu: You want another restraining order?
(The third movie; the mansion is burning and Takemaru and Inutaisho are fighting to the death)
Inutaisho: The child shall be called Inuyasha. Now go!
Izayoi: Yes!
(Izayoi runs out...five seconds later she runs back in)
Izayoi: I forgot the baby! (Picks up Inuyasha and runs out again)
Takemaru: ( To Inutaisho) How did you two have a kid? Seriously!
(During a break in filming, Inutaisho is showing everyone humiliating pictures of Sesshomaru when he was little)
Inutaisho: Here's Sessy using the toilet for the first time. No, wait. Sorry. This is Sesshomaru falling into the toilet for the first time. I must have left the seat up. (Wicked smirk)
Sesshomaru: DAD!!!!!!
Inutaisho: Here's Sessy when he was first born. He had a mohawk going on huh?
(Everyone burst out laughing as the photo is passed around)
Inutaisho: I'll be back! (leaves the room for a moment)
Inuyasha: Look on the bright side, bro. At least he can't embarrass you more than he already has.
(Inutaisho returns carrying at least 20 huge albulms)
Inutaisho: More emabrrassing photos!
(Sesshomaru glares at Inuyasha)
Ice Demon Allysandra: Well, that's all I have now. Please send any episodes you want to see screwed up. Lol. Please review. It's great if you like it, cool if you don't.
