Summery: Parody of the first Superman movie. The one with Christopher Reeve. DS.

Disclaimer: I do not own Superman or Danny phantom. Evil…I mean lucky…lucky people do.

Danny Phantom, the Movie

Chapter one

Ghost Zone

1970 in human years.

In a separate part of the Ghost Zone, a green and black alternate dimension, was a place where human-like beings lived among ghosts. These humans didn't know much of the "real world", or the sun, or anything besides their residence in the Ghost Zone. They believed themselves superior, however.

These creatures weren't actually humans, but they looked exactly like them. Many believed them to be half ghost, because of one individual who decided that he was a human. He had believed this so much, it was said, that he became one. Two rings formed around the man's waist, split, and traveled up over his head and down to below his feet. His ghostly glow disappeared, and his white hair became black.

The man's name was Jor'ek.

He was the only one of the Ghost-humans to ever become a human.

He soon found out how to change between human and ghost. He attempted to give all Ghost-humans the power to do so. It was one reason Jor'ek became a scientist.

But during his research, Jor'ek has noticed something else….

He has found out that the Ghost-Human's home is dying.

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"No. I'm sorry, Jor'ek, but the decision of the Elders is unanimous," he was told by one of the elders of the Ghost-Human's land, Krypton.

"But you can't ignore these facts!" he argued, gesturing toward a screen with many symbols on it "It's suicide!" he continues. "Worse than that, it's genocide."

"Be warned. This tone of yours approaches insolence."

Jor'ek gulped. He did not want to upset the Elders. He began talking again, but in a much more polite tone, "My friends, I am not a rash, impulsive person. I'm not given to wild, unsupported statements. We must evacuate this realm immediately!"

"You are one of Krypton's greatest scientists Jor'ek-"

"Then-?"

"But so is Vond-El."

A silver haired Ghost-human stepped forward. "Thank you," he said to the Elder, then turning to Jor'ek he said, "And it isn't that we question your data. The facts are undeniable. It's your conclusions we find insupportable"

Jor'ek looked worried. If no one was going to believe him…

"I tell you this realm will implode in thirty days!"

"And I tell you that Krypton is simply shifting its orbit." For as it was, the realms of the Ghost Zone shifted around and orbited others.

"You ask me to stand by while every man, woman, and child are destroyed," said Jor'ek.

"We warn you Jor'ek. This is insubordination," said the second Elder.

"The matter is closed," said the first. There was a pause, then he asked, "Do you agree?" There was another silence. Jor'ek didn't answer. "Do you defy the council?"

"I have sworn to uphold the laws of Krypton," said Jor'ek bitterly.

"This discussion is terminated. The decision of the council is final. You will cease pursuing this matter. Any attempt by you to continue, to create a climate of fear and panic among the populace, will be deemed an act of insurrection!" continued the first Elder.

Jor'ek decided to speak up, "And if I don't obey?"

"Jor'ek, be reasonable," said the second, in a sad tone.

"If I don't?"

"You will be banished to endless imprisonment in the Phantom Zone - the eternal prison you yourself created."

The Phantom Zone was actually another realm of the Ghost Zone. What it was, no one new. The ones who did…were in it. And Jor'ek himself, who had created it.

Phantom Zone villains include: the great hunter Skulker, the technology-stealing Technus, the guitar wielding and flame-haired Ember, and the bi-polar Lunch Lady.

"As an irredeemable criminal? You compare me to them?"

"If you persist, you leave us no choice," answered Elder one.

"Will you abide by the Council's opinion?" asked the second.

Jor'ek's answer was soft. "I have heard your decision."

"Will you abide by the Council's opinion?" he repeated.

"Neither my wife nor I will attempt to leave Krypton," said the white haired Ghost-human firmly.

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Later, if it was hours or days the man couldn't tell any longer, in Jor'ek's personal home lab, there were different scientific instruments around, and a large computer screen on one wall. There was also an odd, crystal-like machine in the middle of the room. Lara, Jor'ek's wife, came into the room and watched as her husband continued to put even move crystals into and on the machine.

Noticing her entry, he turned and began to explain, "I have programmed the memory cells with answers to the problems he will face."

Lara didn't look impressed.

Jor'ek continued.

"It's the only logical conclusion. If he remains here, he'll be as dead as..."

"-as we will be," she finished for him, walking closer.

"Lara, please…"

"But why Real-world, Jor'ek? They're practically animals."

"They're primitive, Lara, not animals."

Lara moved closer. "A million years behind us." She then looked sadly at the machine. "He's only a baby."

Jor'ek hugged his wife in a comforting manner. "Their atmosphere will sustain him. He will look like one of them."

"He'll be weightless."

"In his ghost form, yes. But there's nothing else we can do, no where else for him to go." He continued, trying to see the good, "Earth is the least of evils. On Earth, his lighter gravity will render him almost weightless - that can't be helped. But with his denser molecular structure, he will also be strong. With his abilities, he can move through anything, move invisibly."

"He'll be odd…different. He's a ghost, Jor'ek."

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The elder's stood and listened to a military officer, as the meeting seemed to still be in session.

"Energy input to Jor'ek's personal quarters is now in excess."

"Are you absolutely certain?" asked the first Elder.

"We were inspecting an energy shortage in his sector. Data received indicates that the loss is due to a miss-use of energy," the military officer answered.

"Then you must investigate..." said the first Elder reluctantly.

"And if the investigation proves positive?" asked the second Elder.

Before anyone answered, the window split in a spider web pattern. Ignoring it, the group continued.

"Then we will have to banish Jor'ek to the Phantom Zone..." the first answered sadly.

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Back in Jor'ek's lab, he has started to finish the machine in the middle of the room. It has taken a deltoid shape.

Jor'ek turned to his wife, "Lara, there isn't much time."

Lara turned away from him.

"You see...You still have some vestiges of primitive...what is the word they used to say?"

"'Feelings'?"

"You've been doing some research in the archives," he observed.

"I want to know what my child is going to face."

"Then you have on of those 'feelings'. It was called: 'love'."

A sudden tremor produces an ominous creaking sound, growing louder. Now a large crack appears in the wall. Instinctively, Lara runs to her husband's arm for safety. Then, at the last second, she overcomes this weakness and steps back from him.

"And you? Don't you feel something?" she asked him.

Jor'ek turned away from her, unable to admit the emotion he feels

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Three Military Men descend a long glass-enclosed walkway to an awaiting land vehicle hovering above the ground. As they take their seats, the vehicle moves quickly along the glass street approaching a tall structure with crowds of people busily rushing by. A tremor shakes the ground and a thin fissure appears on the side of a building, visible to all. No one pays any attention to this as the land vehicle continues on.

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Lara lifted a small baby gently out of its bed in the nursery. She then stepped into the elevator.

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There is a police vehicle flying through the air.

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The baby Lara had earlier was now in the opened machine Jor'ek had been working on. Lara stepped back, looking for all the Ghost-zone wanting to just hold onto her son. But she let Jor'ek step forward.

"Now, Kor'ek," Jor'ek addressed his son, "remember that trick I showed you? Mirror Daddy, okay?" he said, and then changed into his human form.

Kor'ek squeaked slightly, but copied his dad so the little hair he had turned black and his green eyes turned blue.

"Good boy, Kor'ek."

Jor'ek closed the machine. The baby vanished from sight. After he pressed many control buttons, the machine put itself into another, larger deltoid object. This one resembled a spacecraft.

"There is a portal not far from here. The calculations are set; he will fly through the portal and into the human's world."

More things cracked and broke as Jor'ek attempted to get his spacecraft functional.

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An officer outside of Jor'ek's home was approaching the door. He never even made it there as a large crack caused an iceberg-like crystal to fall upon him and his vehicle…

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The lab started to shake and crack. Lara stumbled, Jor'ek fought to stay on his feet.

There was large break beginning between the scientist and the control panel. As it threatened to separate the two, the Ghost-man jumped across it before it got to hard to handle.

With the last move Jor'ek might ever make, he pressed the button that sent his son and craft to take off into the Ghost Zone.

The craft sped away, the baby inside completely safe, while the world it left behind crumbled.

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The villains of the Phantom Zone saw this craft. They also saw Krypton being destroyed. Oh, the irony. They were safer in the Phantom Zone.

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A/N: Woo, that was a long first chapter for me. I'm skipping the part where "Jor-El" tells Clark-baby a bunch of things. It didn't make any sense to me.