Many Ways To Annoy Voldimort
#1) Voldios- they're magically delicious!
#2) Dress up like Darth Vader and insult his fashion sense.
#3) Dye his robes pink…
#4) …and put a monogrammed "Z" in the corner
#5) Flush the toilet while he's taking an evil bath.
#6) Dress up like Harry Potter while he's sleeping; wake him up with a rousing chorus of "Good morning, Sunshine!"
#7) The Whipped Cream Gag, including a phoenix feather to the nose
#8) Switch his wands. Avada Kedavra now means that a little flag with the word boom pops out instead.
#9) Prank call him.
#10)- "Hey, this is Harry, just called to tell you that my love for you burns on strong."
#11)- "This is Hermione, and I called to say that I can't hide it any longer: Voldimort, you are a 'sexy beast!'
#12)- "Hello Tom, this is Dumbledor. Neh Neh!"
#13) Ask him what a pooh is.
#14) Make a voodoo doll of him and poke him in the butt a million times with a needle.
