Many Ways To Annoy Voldimort

#1) Voldios- they're magically delicious!

#2) Dress up like Darth Vader and insult his fashion sense.

#3) Dye his robes pink…

#4) …and put a monogrammed "Z" in the corner

#5) Flush the toilet while he's taking an evil bath.

#6) Dress up like Harry Potter while he's sleeping; wake him up with a rousing chorus of "Good morning, Sunshine!"

#7) The Whipped Cream Gag, including a phoenix feather to the nose

#8) Switch his wands. Avada Kedavra now means that a little flag with the word boom pops out instead.

#9) Prank call him.

#10)- "Hey, this is Harry, just called to tell you that my love for you burns on strong."

#11)- "This is Hermione, and I called to say that I can't hide it any longer: Voldimort, you are a 'sexy beast!'

#12)- "Hello Tom, this is Dumbledor. Neh Neh!"

#13) Ask him what a pooh is.

#14) Make a voodoo doll of him and poke him in the butt a million times with a needle.