Helo there tis is a nother one of my storys it is abowt hermyne granger and jame bonds becomin a coople

- Ok her is the stori -

Once apon a time in the land of Engalnd there was a spy ca,lled James bond and he was vbery handome and looked a bit like dnaeil craig (who is a mayjor fittieeee!) he had be asked by nonother than the quen of england hersalf to find out more about witchs and wozards from hogwarts school of witchcrufts and wizardy.

james got to the platform 9 3/4 at the station in londen and he ran at the wall and nearli hit his hed, thn a girl wit frizzy har stooped him froom hittin his hed on da wall

'are u new here she said quite poshly

'yes, i was sent here by the quen' james bind seid

'ok wel u have to be careful of the wal if you are a muddle' she laffed hartiliy (dis is hermione!)

- AN: for da peurpose of dis stroy ron and hermione are havin maringe problems bcos of rons addiction buttabeer and cocolate frogs whih has left tem withoot money and also ron had an affair wit luna lovegood bcoz she gave him drugs after his brotha dyed -

james straighted his tye and he looked at her face and other parts of her body slylyl 'the names bond, jame nbond' he smilled and kiddes her hand

hermoine gigled and bluushed and sed 'oh mr bind, i am hermione weas... um i men grangerr' (bcos thy r havin a divorc!1) 'i wil sho u throuh the wall and we can go to hugwarts together'

they go thru the wal and find themslves... NEXT TO DA HOGWARTS EXPRASS!

dey got on train and found a privote cabin tht was no filed with childrens. wen they was in ther james worked some magic of his own (lol!) and plaiced an arm arond hermionee and she bluushed agen

'mr bond there is something i must tell u' she sad in a shakky voice

'wat is it my dear' he replid seducefully

'i am a almos divcored woman nd i have som children' he said admitedly

'thts ok wit me, i was marred wonce but she ded' he said in a sad way 'perhaps we can consol eachotha'

'oh mr bond!' hermione srtarted to unbuton her blows nd u could see hr bra whic had a relli cool partern with cats and witches hats on it! (luna lovegod desiged thes befor she had the drugs) jams unbuton her drass mor and tried to undo her bar but it bited him!

'ow he said that hurt!'

'o, i am so sory i cast a spell on mi bra to stap draco malpoy from tochin my boobs at schule' she sad sop embaressed!

'it's ok, how do i undo it' james said wirth lyust in his face

'ab-bra kadab-bra' hermione sed and da bra popped off if her big halloween pumpkinss and den it ran away into da hallway and they herd some kides screm 'whoopsieeee'

james loked at her broasts. she had the griffindor logo tatooed unde her left naples. he was vary aroosed and puled down his troser to reveal his big harred throbeing piestol...

- END OF CHAPTAR ONE -

I hoep u liekd it, let me now wat u tink!