Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto

This story is inspired by The World God only Knows by Wakaki Tamiki

Enjoy...


"Is there really such a human...? A man who can do as he wishes with women's heart?"

"There is... and his name..."

The Capturing God


A pair of deep obsidian orbs looked at him curiously. Long flowing pink hair cascaded her lovely visage. She had a soft creamy skin, tempting the descendant of Adam involuntary while gaining envy and jealousy from descendant of eve. The curve of her toned figure was something out of the world, it was the shape that only befitting the goddess

He then watched as her cherry lips parted slightly, and a melodious voice filled his ears

"Who are you?"

He smirked. The game had finally started...

The sky was already painted in vibrant red and orange of the setting sun by the time he found her. The pinkette was staring into the distance in empty the park, currently sitting on one of the swing and absentmindedly swung herself slightly to and fro. She bathed in the crimson glow of the evening and let the gentle wind caressed her silky hair, the beauty of the moment even eclipsed the heavenliness of Venus de milo

"How did you know this place?" was her timid question when she noticed his presence

'It's useless resisting... I can already see the ending' Because fate was, always a one way road

15 minutes later...

"I-I love you!!!" She stated passionately while blushing at the same time

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Click... click... click...

Naruto smirked arrogantly as he watched the screen of his white limited edition PFP

'With this she will be the 1000th heroine I capture. There is no dating game that I cannot clear!!! Fufufu...'

"So, is the game fun? Is it much more fun than the monthly's meeting hmmm...?"

Turning to the feminine voice, the blond saw a sexy raven haired woman. A Konoha police outfit hugged her sensual figure, emitting an aura sultry aura like a succubus in front of her prey. She also wore a white robe with a kanji 'Vice-Commander'. Her dark eyes fixed onto him with a hint of strictness and something that he was so familiar of. The calm generic facade was plastered on her beautiful face, the calmness that eerily similar to the calm before storm

Naruto's face turned into the look of deep contemplation

"Hmm... I tried comparing the meeting and your speech with all the games I know. There are 5012 games that is more fun, 15 games that is just as fun and 1 game that is more boring" He recited in business like tone

"Hoh..." The beauty vice-commander nodded "And... that one game is?"

"... Excuse me, please wait until I reach the save point"

Click... click... click... BAAAAMMM

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The white ceiling of hospital greeted him as his blue eyes flickered opened

"Damn that she-devil, I'm not disturbing anyone. So why was I beaten up?"

Groaning in pain, he sat up and stared outside the window

'Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto, Commander of Division 2 of Konoha Police force, 20 years old

Height: 6.2 feet

Weight: 85 Kg

Ninjutsu: Excellent, Taijutsu: Excellent, Fuuijutsu: Excellent, Kenjutsu: Average, Genjutsu: None whatsoever

The things I like... Girls. Isn't it a bit obvious for any guy my age?

But...'

The blonde shifted his gaze to the scene on the street, specifically on the scene where a short purple haired woman stalking a pretty looking male from the corner of the road

'But even if I said women... the ones I like were not like that ones in this side!!!'

The woman was now gliding flawlessly with the skill of an ANBU captain towards the next blind spot. Naruto involuntary shivered, he did not know who the person she was stalking but he admitted that he pitied him

'That's what the real women really are...

They're violent, they're unreasonable, they're flawed

The ones I like are the woman from the game world!!! Real woman are just trash!!!'

Click... Mail Mail... You have mail... You have 833 unread mails

Looking at the screen of his PFP, he smirked

'Hmphh... So it's the letter from my lost lambs. The real world is truly negligent world'

Hi!!! Oh God, I really need your heaven guidance. It's about the new Icha icha ero-game series, Icha icha Bleach. Do you know how to capture captain Unohana? Please reply, God...

Nice to meet you, Capturing God! I always read your guide and review. I have a question about the game, Icha icha Panic...

Oh Fallen God! Why can't I clear games as fast as you do...

Oh God, please tell me...

'The real me who is known to everyone in the game world... Capturing God!!!

Yes, that's IT. The real world which is unreasonable and absurd, I have no reason to partake in it!!!

I am... The game world's God'

"Hm?"

To the Capturing God,

I heard the story that you can make any girl fall for you. I thought it was impossible at first but if you really can, I would like you to help me with some girls. If you have any confidence that you can do so please press the "Reply" button

REPLY

Ps: If it's impossible DON'T ever press the button!!!

Naruto narrowed his eyes at the mail he had read, a bit miffed

'What's this? What's with this mail that smells like provoking me?! Just who do you think I am? The God never runs away!!!'

Without further thought, he pressed the reply button

BOOOMMMM...

A strong gale hit the room, the intensity of the sudden force was similar to Fuuton: Daitoppa no jutsu. Shielding his eyes, he watched as the wind receded and the silhouette of a petite woman entered his vision

She had a small body and a face that could easily be mistaken for an elementary school student. Her raven hair that was tied into a pony tail, a skull like accessory settled on her left side of head. Her pair of large puppy dog eyes gave off an innocent and "please protect me" aura. Her half-opened lips revealed a row of white, ivory-like teeth that, coupled with her small face, created a perfect combination. If she were happened to hold a magic wand with a shiny jewel instead of an imitation of Nimbus 2000, she might had even transformed into a little fairy!

"Thanks for agreeing to the contract, God!!! Now, let's go... let's go capture some spirits!!!"

'Wha- what's going on?'


Well, that's for prologue...

If you notice, this chapter has similarity to the chapter one of World God Only Knows, but... before you all screaming "Plagiarism!!!". I assure you, the story, although still resemble the manga, will be different

So... wait for the next chapter, Stalker Ami

Also, I need your Vote!!! For the next girl after Ami you want but please... Don't vote for Koharu, Danzo or even Sasuke

Anyway, Read and review

Ciao...