This is remastered.

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Luke laid There, in misery. How could life get any worse? Palpatine laughed.

"Good, good, now young Skywalker, you WILL die!" Palpatine yelled. He turned around. How do I explain? Well, *Palpy shakes his tooshie*

"Father, please!" Luke cried.

"Um, master, why are you even doing that." Darth Vader asked. Behind his mask, he was sobbing.

"Haha! Glorious horror!" He threw off his robe, and he had a gold suit. "VICTORY!"

Later

"So, I said, no, but, he said yes, but I'm like NO! Then he's like, yes!" A victim of Palpatine said.

"Agree, I do, fear, you shall not." Yoda said calmly.

"WELL, FEAR THIS YODA!" Palpatine out of nowhere said. *Palpy shakes his butt*

"Fear I do, leave I shall!" Yoda said.

"Ha!" Palpatine yelled.

Palpatine jumped onto all his victim's table. *Palpy shakes his toosh.*

"Why is he on our table?" Everyone asked.

This. Was. Shirt. But hey, the original was too! Review