Stupid reality

Disclaimer: I do not won any characters in this fanfic.

Warning: The following fanfic contains coarse language and stupid people. . . .due to stupid people viewer discretion is advised.

AN: well this was originally an English assignment but the characters had diff names see if you put them to the right Naruto character, Seth, Nathen, and Jessibell. I wonder?

Enjoy!

"NO! Sakura, just no!" I yelled running in the opposite direction of the pestering girl.

"But Sasuke, d-don't you get it?"

"Yes I, get it but you don't!"

"Well what's not to get you're a guy and I'm a girl,"

"That's exactly what you don't get!" I yelled back as I turned around to face her.

"Well w-what do you mean??" she asked puzzled.

"I mean you are an idiot, you are such an anime cliché!"

"Huh" was her brilliant response.

"But that beside the point, the point is that you are such a blind idiot!" Sakura just stood there and watched as I stormed off.

*Latter that day*

"Naruto we have to do something, she won't leave me alone, and she's the only one who hasn't figured it out yet," I explained to the blond as I flopped down on to the couch with a thump.

"Ya I know," Naruto responded with sigh, "I'm gunna go get some more ramen we're running low," he told me just before closing the door.

"Kay latter,"

*Next day…well, ish*

"Wait Sasuke, wait up,"

"You just don't get it do you," I yelled for what seemed like and probably was the ten millionth time. I was really getting tired of repeating myself. For the first time I heard her ask a question that she should have already known the answer to, after all every body else did.

"W-why don't you like me?" She stopped dead in her tracks and looked at me with big green watery eyes that would probably work on any male police officer that tried to give her a ticket. Not on me though I knew her first and only as a pest. I sighed and walked towards her, not too close though she was wearing too much pink and spandex for my liking.

"One you are the most annoying little pest ever, two you're a girl and three I'm spoken for," I explained to her, hoping with all my might that it would sink through that thick skull of hers that was covered with stupid pink and white blond hair.

"W-wait so that means," she paused to let the info. Sink in a little more, "So you mean…?"

"Yes Sakura I mean exactly that,"

"And he's mine," Naruto said walking up beside me and wrapping his arm around my shoulder.

"O-oh, so you two are gay?" she asked us while shock and joy surged through me, she finally gets it! It was too good to be true!

"Yes" we both responded annoyance mixed with a little relief thick on our voices.

"That's why you don't like me?"

"Well part of the reason," I said under my breath.

Knock, knock, knock!

What the fuck? I thought to myself as the world and all the people in it started to ripple like water with each knock.

"Sasuke ! Sasuke! I know you're home!" my eyes shot open at the unmistakable shrieking voice of Sakura. Damn I thought to myself the whole thing was just a stupid dream. That was my wake up call, she was never going to get it, although I pray to heavenly gods above that she does. Stupid Sakura. Stupid reality

AN: so what did you think??? please review i would love to know how I did, tis reviews that keep me writting. see very minimal sakura bashing but one day i shall write one with lots of it! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! No im not insane, please review!I didnt know where to put this so if you think it should be some where else please tell me.