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Hinata's Confession

Chapter One: Sakura's Plan and Her Hyperness

"Sa-Sak-Sakura…"

"Eh?" Sakura looked at the furiously blushing Hyuuga. "What is it, Hinata?"

"We-Well…um…you're…on Naruto-kun's team, right? S-So…I thought…maybe you had…an idea…of…"

"How to confess, right! I'm right, aren't I! Of course I'm right! It's about time! ALL RIGHT! SHE'S GONNA CONFESS! OH YEAH, I'M GOOD!"

"N-no…"

Unfortunately the stuttering Hyuuga's whispers were drowned out by Sakura's frenzied screams. Then Sasuke came up with a large hammer and hit Sakura on the head with it. She immediately fell unconscious.

"She had too much to drink last night," he said dully.

"W-What! W-Wait a minute! We're underage! We-we're only twelve!"

Sasuke looked at her as if she was an idiot. "Not liquor, soda. She gets like this when she gets too much sugar. The grocery store had a sale on root beer."

"Oh…" Hinata looked at Sakura quizzically. "Wh-When will she be awake?"

"Give her five minutes."

"HINATA! CONFESS! OH YEAH! AND RISK GETTING SHOT DOWN COMPLETELY! GO FOR IT, HINATA!"

"Never mind. Five seconds was good."

After Sakura calmed down a bit and drank a bit of water (well, more like had it forced down her throat and she almost drowned) she said, "So, Hinata! You came to me to see how you could confess, right?"

"I guess…" Hinata wrinkled her eyebrows in thought. In fact, so much had happened she had forgot what she was asking, so confessing was okay.

"OHMYGOSH! HINATA's EYEBROWS ARE WRINKLY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA—"

SPLASH!

"AACK! Sasuke-kun, what did you do that for? Now I'm all wet and have little fishies crawling down my—" Sakura paused. "Wow, Hinata! When did you get here?"

Sasuke sighed. It was going to be a long day.

At last, around 48 hours later, Sakura's sugar craze ceased and she was able to think clearly. "So, I'm gonna tell you how to confess!"

"I know—" Sasuke began.

"So," Sakura interrupted. "You're going to play hard-to-get! Make Naruto envious!"

'Wouldn't that only work if he liked her in the first place?" Sasuke asked.

"Of course he likes her! He shows it all the time!"

"If you say so…"

"So, you're going to go out with Kiba!"

"Wh-Whaaaattt?"

"It's perfect! You and doggie boy, strolling along! Naruto comes and says in a mighty voice, 'Unhand my woman, doggie boy!' 'Never,' says doggie boy! Naruto pounds doggie boy into a pulp and turns to Hinata. 'Let's go to the Ichiraku ramen shop now!' 'No,' says Hinata boldly! 'You've ignored me for years! You have never liked me! You have always cared for the beautiful, kind, modest, talented—"

"Sakura," Sasuke said in a threatening voice.

"Right, right! 'Sakura!' 'No,' says Naruto! 'Since I have learned that she is Sasuke's one and only true love, I have watched you! I have fallen in love with you! Will you marry me, Hinata!' 'Of course!' Hinata cries. Scene change! Sasuke walks up to me and says, 'Sakura, you are more beautiful, kind, modest and talented than anyone I've ever met! Please, marry me!' 'YES! OH YEAH! WHO'S THE BEST! I AM!' I cry. We walk off into the sunset. The end." Sakura finished dramatically.

"Sakura, I'm right here, and this isn't a romance novel. This is a world full of emotionless ninjas. And, that's not confessing, and if I'm correct, 99 percent of the time that tactic doesn't work."

"Don't shatter my dream, Sasuke-kun! So Hinata! Go tell Kiba of the plan! Or better yet, I'll drag you over to Kiba, who is standing right over there listening to our every word, and tell him of the plan!"