"I shall now start my own Kendo Club!" Ampharos slapped a poster onto the wall of his new Kendo Dojo. "These posters shall advertise my expert skills in handling the bamboo blade! I shall become a famous Kendo teacher and master for all to see! Haha!" He pasted another poster next to the first. "I shall be all mighty and powerful! Muwahahahahaha!"
Meanwhile, away from the crazy Ampharos...
"Aaaarrrgh! Help me! Help me! I didn't mean it! I'm so sorry, I didn't know!" The Linoone dashed down the hillside, tears streaming from his eyes. An ear-splitting roar erupted from behind him and fire scorched the air above his head. "I said I was sorry!" The Charizard roared again and snapped at Linoone's tail. A tree appeared before him and he leapt at it, clambering up into the branches helplessly. The Charizard crashed into the trunk and roared again, sending Linoone even higher into the branches. "Look I said I was sorry! I really didn't mean to kick your favorite pebble off the cliff edge! I didn't I swear on the fur you just... SET ON FIRE?" Linoone fainted in the branches, much to the distaste of the angry Charizard.
Grovyle blinked as he watched the situation unravel. "Maybe I such help Linoone... On the other hand, if I help him, he'll never learn his lesson. That and Charizard will burn me to a crisp... Heh, Linoone can handle his own problems just fine." He ambled off, not seeing Charizard set fire to the tree.
Now we go back to visit the crazy Ampharos... What? You don't want to? Don't be such a silly Oddish! Stop reading then if you think crazy Amphorases are scary! Okay, okay, I'm sorry Oddish...
Flygon blinked as yet another poster for 'Ampharos' one-and-only Kendo Club' was plastered to him. This time, it was on the face. "Thank-you Ampharos, but I don't really like playing with bamboo swords... Not to mention that I can't even see with this poster in my eye." He pulled it off his face and stared down at a quaking Ampharos. "T- the wall just... moved. T- the w- wall just... TALKED!" Ampharos threw his posters in the air and zoomed off down the street, screaming his little yellow head off. Flygon blinked and peeled the other fifty-two posters off himself. "That was weird..." He sighed and walked away, "He'll come back when he realises I wasn't a wall in the first place."
Grovyle sat on the park bench boredly. Suddenly, a shadow loomed over him and he looked up to see Flygon staring down at him. "You have a poster on the back of your head." Grovyle stated. "Oh, yes. Ampharos thought I was a wall... so he stuck a multitude of Kendo Club posters to me."
"Enjoyable, I just saw Linoone get chased up a tree by Charizard."
"Intriguing. With all this stress, I almost think I need a holiday." Flygon mused, looking up at the clouds. Grovyle agreed and quickly convinced Flygon how relaxing a vacation would be.
"Okay, a vacation it shall be." Flygon nodded, "But you'll have to catch a plane Grovyle, you're not hitching a ride with me."
"WHAT? THAT IS SO UNFAIR!"
"It's unfair on my poor back!"
And so, Grovyle caught a plane to a nice, quiet island somewhere in the middle of the ocean. Flygon soon met up with him and they drank orange juice and milk for a whole month. Linoone was bullied into climbing down the cliff to fetch Charizard's favorite pebble, and Ampharos... Well, Ampharos' Kendo Club never got any members, since Ampharos had to get a therapist to help with his new phobia of walls...
This is old and not very well written, but I thought I may as well put it up and see what you think.
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