Goodbye Ron

Harry and Hermione were the best of friends,

All through there Hogwarts days,

Both members of the Dueling Club,

Both active in Defense Debate,

After graduation Harry went on out,

lookin' for a bright new world,

'Mione looked all around this town and all she found was Ron,

Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married that 'Mione started getting abused,

She put on dark glasses, and long sleeve blouses, and glamours to cover the bruise,

Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce,

She let the law take it from there,

But Ron walked right through that restraining order and put her in intensive care,

Right away Harry came,

Flew in Atlanta on a broomstick Midnight flight,

He held 'Moines's hand and they worked out a plan,

And it dint take um long to decide,

That Ron just had to die…….

Goodbye Ron……..

That pumpkin juice, it tasted alright to me Ron……

You feelin weak, why don't you lay down and sleep, Ron…..

Ain't it dark, wrapped up in that tarp, Ron……

Well the Aurors came by to bring Ron in,

They searched the manor high and low,

Then they tucked their wands and said "Thank You Youngins, if you hear from him let us know",

Well the weeks went by and Spring turned to Summer and Summer faded into Fall,

And it turns out he was missing person who nobody missed at all,

So the two bought some land and a roadside stand,

Out on highway 109,

They sell Potions and Spells,

And Books by the barrel,

And they don't lose any sleep at night,

Cause Ron just had to die…….

Goodbye Ron…..

We need a break, let's go out to the lake, Ron…

We'll pack a lunch, stuff you in a trunk Ron….

Is that alright, good lets go for a ride, Ron……

Ahh, Hey, Hey, Hey……

Well, Hey, Hey, Hey…….

Ahh, Hey, Hey, Hey………………….