"Total Random Island"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Total Drama or any of its characters. Total Drama and its characters are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, this is a collection of snippets, drabbles and short one-shots featuring your favorite characters in Total Drama going through random situations! Each one crazier than the next. Anyway, here you go!
Chapter 1: Chris Loses His Skittles (Sort Of)
Around an empty space at Camp Wawanakwa, Chef Hatchet was busy working on his Jeep Wrangler. Apparently, someone stuck a banana on his tailpipe, so Chef tried his best to get it out. After hours of trying, Chef finally got the yellow fruit out. But now, his entire arm was full of greasy oil.
"I don't know why I let that green-haired dink steal some fruit when I wasn't lookin'..." Chef muttered as he threw the banana away.
Meanwhile, Chef was approached by his good friend/confidant Chris McLean, who was in a total panic.
"Chef, something horrible has happened!" Chris cried out.
"And why should I care?" Chef raised his eyebrow.
"My skittles are gone!" Chris exclaimed, "I had them in my table and then the next thing you know it, it disappeared!"
"Um, Chris-?" Chef said before getting cut off.
"This can't be right!" Chris cried again. "I always have my bag of skittles after I go on breaks! They're important to my life dude, other than my stash of weed!"
"Chris-"
"Do you know what my day would be without my bag of skittles?" Chris replied. "The frickin' end of the world! We're talking mass suicide, fire coming down from the sky, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria, dude!"
"Chris, I need-"
"I swear," Chris groaned, "If I find this sucka who stole my damn skittles, I'm gonna put my foot up their ass so bad, they're gonna start pooping footwear! Or better yet, I'll get my knife out and carve-"
"CHRIS!" Chef shouted.
Chef's yelling ended up hurting the host's ears painfully.
"WHAT?!" Chris shouted back.
"Chris," Chef sighed. "If you lost your Skittles in the first place, then what the hell's on your shirt pocket?!"
"Oh, it must be my Skittle-" Chris said, looking down on his shirt pocket.
To his surprise, Chris managed to find a bag of Skittles stuffed inside his shirt pocket.
"WHAT?" Chris shouted. "How did it get here?!"
"Maybe you put them in your pocket, just in case you wouldn't lose them?" Chef replied. "I should know that because your brain's as empty as shit, Chris."
"I think Duncan must've put it in my pocket as a ploy to fool me!" Chris exclaimed. "I'll show that poopy turd what's what!"
In a fit of rage, Chris walked out from Chef, obviously to find Duncan and kick his ass. Chef looked far away from him and decided to work on the Jeep some more.
"I don't know why," Chef muttered. "But I really gotta ask him to lay off the weed next time..."
Eeyup, and that's how Chris lost his skittles. (Or that's what I think it is.)
Anyway, you got an idea for a random one-shot or drabble I can use? Let me know for feedback, everyone! Anyway, more will be coming soon!
