This is probably the worst thing I have ever written in all my years of living. So here it is, the steamy pile of shit that came out from playing too much vidjima geams. Hate it!

Chp.1

Where to begin? Well basically, to start I'm a fukin' orphan and my name is Makoto Yuki or some shit. My parents died from some car crash, I really don't give a fuk at this point now… Anyway, I was pretty much passed from relative to relative. Each one thinkin' there was something wrong with me, because I didn't really cry or mourn over my parent's deaths. One day, I decided to run away, oooh I'm such a rebel. Anyway, I did my research or something and came to Chicago. Apparently the city in the U.S with the most gangs. There wasn't really any reason for me to run away, everything back at home was pretty peachy keen. I just decided to join to a gang for the hell of it.

Then I'm here in the Ballas or some shit killing people 'cause its fun for me! Most people think I'm insane, but I think I'm… Can't think of a witty comeback right now. But whatever. So after a few months, paid the people who were supposed be taking care of me and told them about this shit. They didn't care as I expected. And that's pretty much it.

13:00 P.M

1/20/2009

Chicago, Illinois

"Well shit." I found something my guardians sent me, I didn't like it one bit.

"What?" My fellow gangbanger, Carlos questioned.

"Somehow or someshit I got accepted into some fukin' prestigious high school over in Wapan." How the fuk' did I even get this in the first place? Did they send an application or some shit? In fact, how the hell did I even get accepted in the first place? I'm in a damn gang for god's sake!

"You tryin' to fuk' with me?", Carlos as well was wondering if this was some kind of stupid joke.

"Nope, here's the letter, doesn't make any sense." I handed Carlos the letter.

"Shiiit, your our best man. Like shit, you kill people without even thinking about it! We need more insane people like you! How the hell are we gonna manage without you?" Carlos was pissed, because seriously, I could start my own gang over there or just kick ass and kill more people!

"Sigh, ah well, look on the bright side. You might be the only one in the Ballas who will actually finish school!" Wait what?

"Sure!" I said trying not-to-make-it-look-like-Im-going-to-betray-them-t o-start-my-own-gang-and-shit!

"All right then! You just relax, pack up, while we mug people and threaten them to give us money so we can pay for your trip!" Carlos was happy, for some reason…

"Right then…" YEAH HE BOUGHT IT! IM HOME FREE!

23:00 PM

4/04/2009

Chicago, Illinois

I realized that people might recognize me over there. So over the months, I grew out my hair, dyed it blue, and lost a shit ton of weight. Now, I looked fukin' wapanese. Anyway, pretty much to my surprise. They did mug and threaten a bunch of people so they could pay for my flight to Wapan, I mean Japan! So pretty much I was on my way to start my own gang, or secretly kill people while attending school or some shit.

And so, that was, indeed the worst thing ever written so far, In my entire life time. Sorry to have you subjected to that. Good Bye for now!

Or whatever…

I do plan on churning out more chapters of this shit!