AN: Argg! I can't stop coming up with new ideas! Well here's my latest one. God with all the things I'm working on, it will take forever and a day for me to actually finish a story! But oh well, I'm having fun trying to. And as I'm putting this out on October 7th, I wish my self a happy birthday from me to me, and I am sharing this as my birthday present from me to the world.

Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma ½. I do not own Ah My Goddess. I do not own any other fictional series or character I shall include in this soon to be mega crossover. I do not own any real person I am going to put in this monstrosity of a crossover. Hell I really own nothing used in this story other then the story it's self, and any of the very few original characters I make for it. Do not attempt to sue me for this piece of weird fan fiction, for not only is it not worth your time money and energy, it really is pointless, as I have nothing for you to take worth the time money and energy you would have spent to get. (And have you ever noticed how many fan fic writers claim to be flat broke? Is that like a universal requirement to become one? Just thought I'd ask.)

Summery: Ok, how best to summarize this one? Let's see… Well first off it's a Ranma Hild match up. Next up, it's going to be a mega crossover. And finally, it's going to be a little nuts. As in this is a totally insane piece of work. Ok, there's your summery. If I haven't totally turned you off it by now, read the insane story below. Thank you and good night.

HELL'S ONE TRUE LOVE

PROLOGUE

HILD'S DILEMMA:

LOVE OR OWNERSHIP?

A temple on a hill in Japan

Hild was smiling like the cat that got the canary, and then got all the cream to boot. Why was she so happy you may ask? Well it was because her latest scheme actually worked. What was the scheme you ask? Was it to take over Heaven? No, this was way higher on her priorities then that. And it was much harder to accomplish then that easy task too. It had taken every ounce of her cunning and her planning abilities to pull off this hellish miracle. Taking over Heaven would be a cake walk compared to this monumental undertaking. Not that she even wanted the place. It was way too boring for her tastes. Let that stuffed shirt Kami-sami keep it for all she cared. Why does everyone think she even wanted the stupid place anyway?

So what did she just do? She had just gotten back into both her Daughters lives and hearts. She was finally a Mother again. And she was so happy right now she could just burst.

Hild was at this moment in her Daughter Urd's home, with her and her other Daughter Mara. She was, if you can believe it, having a slumber party with them. Needless to say, the other members of the household were not here. Belladandy had left because she wanted to give her big sister alone time with her other family members. Skuld and Kechii however, they just did not want to be anywhere near Hild or Mara. They did not forgive and forget well.

So Hild, Mara and Urd were all in their nighties, laying on the living room floor, talking and gossiping, and generally having a good time reacquainting themselves with each other.

The subject turned to, as it often does at these things, to the opposite sex. These were three of the most attractive beings in either Heaven or Hell, and none of them had had a date in eons. They were trying to figure out why at the moment. Or at least Urd and Mara were, Hild knew why she hadn't.

"Ok, what about you Mom?" Urd asked her mother. "You haven't had a date since your last one night stand led to Mara." Urd asked, and rather bluntly at that.

"Hey!" Mara exclaimed.

Hild looked around. She decided to tell them. "I have someone I'm interested in. I just don't know what to do about it." She said softly.

"Ohh, Who? Tell, tell!" Mara exclaimed excitedly.

"This goes no further then you two, ok? I don't want this getting around." Hild said.

"Hey, our lips are sealed Mom." Urd said.

"Yeah, no one will hear this out of us." Mara through in.

"Ok, then. I'll tell you. You see about twenty years ago, I was in a bar after checking up on some Succubae, and was just drinking some sake, when this guy was about to be thrown out for his outrageous bar tab. After a quick word with him, he agreed to give me his first born child's soul, in exchange for my paying the tab." Hild started.

"You bought an unborn child's soul in exchange for a bar tab?" Urd asked shocked. "Who was this loser?" She asked, shaking her head with disgust.

"I'll get to that." Hild said. "Well when the child was born, I was notified by my accounting department, and went to check on the child. I fell in love at that moment. I fell in love with a newborn baby." Hild said shaking her head, and slightly chuckling. "By all rights the boy should have died many times over. What with all that his father and his friends and other family members have done to him. I keep having to save his life from behind the scenes, to help keep him alive." Hild said with a sigh.

"Why? Why keep saving him?" Mara asked in puzzlement.

"Because, I want him. Not just his soul, but all of him. And if he's dead, I own him. Plain and simple. But then I wouldn't know if he could truly love me, for once he's dead, he'd have no choice to do anything but what I wanted him too." She explained to her Daughters.

"Oh." Mara said in understanding.

"Why haven't you approached him yet?" Urd asked in her own puzzlement. "If you keep having to save his life, sooner or later you won't be able to, and as a mortal, he could just die of old age, so why haven't you approached this guy?" she asked her Mother, trying to understand that.

"I don't know how to approach him." Hild said sighing. "I guess I should tell you his name. Then you'd understand. His name is Ranma Saotome."

Urd and Mara gasped. "You mean to tell me, you own Ranma Saotome's eternal soul, the soul of the first true hero to come along in a few hundred years, and you're in love with him!?!" Urd got out in a strangled yell.

"Yes." Was all Hild said.

"No wonder you don't know how to approach him. That guy's life is nuts!" Mara exclaimed. "That's it, for the rest of the night, we talk about nothing else but how to get you and Ranma together!" Mara said jumping up and striking a pose.

"That's right, by tomorrow, we'll have the perfect plan to get the two of you together!" Urd screamed getting up into her own pose.

In reality it took about a week of solid planning, and even then, it was totally hit or miss. And that was being kind to the plan. But they just decided 'What the hell' and went forward with their half baked plan. Hey, winging it is good. And to tell the truth, it might be the only way to counter act the insanity of Ranma's life.

AN: Well there it is, the prologue to a brand new story. The idea of a Ranma and Hild match up just wouldn't leave me alone, and I wondered how it could happen. Three tries later, and I got something I think will work. I hope you like it. Chapter One is in progress at the moment, I hope to have it out by Monday.