What would it be like if Trisha Elric found envy in the rain when she was pregnant with ED? Let's find out. I own nothing. If I did Trisha would be alive and envy would be living with them.

Envy's prov.

~great, I thought as rain came down on my head. "Just what I need, rain. How pitiful, my mother hates me, and father, walked out on us how nice for me! Yah. If you're in my mind you better know that was sarcasm. ~

Tap, tap, tap.

~what's that? It sounds like footsteps. Some foolish mortal is out in this weather. How pathetic. ~

"Hello. Are you ok?"

"Go away!"

"But! Your"

"Go away I screamed. Why could this mortal not take the hint? I want to be alone.

"Dear what have you fou…?"

~O great, the father of the year. ~

"Leave him dear."

"Hohenheim, do you know him?"

AHH "yes I do dear, this is my first son, his name is..."

"Envy, you bustard. Not that you or mother care."

"What is he talking about dear? I know you had a marriage before me and left, but not that you had a child?"

"He was a failed. He's not my son anymore. He never will be."

"Why I am not surprised. You never-cough-care-cough-about-cough-anyone." Dam. I'm coughing up blood. That can't be good.

"Come with me."

"Wait!" I say in shock. A mortal, weak, pitiful mortal willing to take Homunculi without fear.

"Leave him hear dear. He has no use."

"bastar-"

-SLAP- "Hohenheim you will pick him up this second and keep him dry or I can guarantee you will not like what I do you. Am I clear?

"….."

"I ASKED IF I'M CLEAR!"

"Yes dear."

"Good. Come know Envy, let's get you home and warmed up."

"I don't need your help human."

"See dear, he's fine. Let's go and leave him here."

-Thump- I looked in shock as Hohenheim fell to the ground twitching from the mortals punch to the head. After all, a woman who can punch a man to the ground was not one to go against. So when the bastard came too he picked me up and swag me over his shoulder like a bag. I'M NOT A BAG! I yelled in anger when I felled Hohenheim got still and slow like truth was behind him, turn his head. I lifted me head up to see over his other shoulder and I saw a look coming from the mortals eye's that screamed Run Away! Run Away For Your Life!

"Hohenheim, the right way."

"N-."

"If you say no I will get my father to come here and 'talk' some sense into you!"

I heard a gulp as I was shifted so I was held bridal style and as I was shifted the pain and injuries of the week finally caught up with me as I lost conscience.

I was warm is what I noticed first and I was never warm. If I stole blankets or sheets from any were Dante would take them and burn them. After she beat me of course. So as I came too, all that happened earlier came rushing back. The mortal that forced Hohenheim to take me to 'their' home

"Mom he's waking up."

"Be quite Ed. WE don't want to scare him.

Scare me. That's a laugh. I haven't be scared in over 400(is it 400?) years.

"I don't know why you made me bring him home. He'll do nothing but whine."

"Oh. So the same you do every day. But I suppose he does go out in the sun, and get fresh air."

"How dare you."

"How dare I! How Dare I! Van Hohenheim out."

"What" I heard him say in shock. And I had to say. Father might not mind people giving him ideas, but he never toke orders well.

"YOU BITC- OOOWWW. I heard next shocked me. A little voice hissed with almost as much hate as mine to the bastard "You're going to wake Al."

"So what." Hohenheim said back as I finally was able to turn my head to see a little boy with gold hair and eye's glaring at Hohenheim. The little boy, who I presumed was Ed just glared some more as he brought his leg back to kick again, as he didn't like that answer.

"That's enough Ed. Why don't you go make some tea, for I see our guest as awoken from his sleep? I hope you slept well?"

I was shock. No-one as ever looked at me like that. With a kind loving smile that just made me want to confuse all of my hardships to her knowing that she wouldn't think any different of me, almost made me miss the "Yes mom" from the little golden haired and eyed boy.

"No Edward" I heard Hohenheim say, IT was just leaving isn't that right. I was shock he would call me, his first son by either of his names. When again he got knocked out by the women.

"I hope you're all right dear,' dear, dear only Dante called me dear and that was with a sneer on her face and sarcasm in, no as her voice. So as I wondered how the word dear could affect me so I just barley caught her next word,

"Hohenheim seems to know you but he will not tell me who you are, will you tell me. It is fine if you don't want to though.

I just had to tell her who I was but I was afraid for once in my immortal life to destroy a mortal's life. It sounds strange to me to but be for I knew it I was opening my mouth to tell her who I am

"….-Hack-."

"Ed is the tea-

"Tea's ready mom. Should I go get Al?"

"Yes dear. Now drink' she told me as she held one of the four cups to my mouth 'you need a liquid to easy the dryness in your throat." I could say nothing, and it wasn't because of the dryness in my throat. It was because a women how didn't even know who, or what I was, was helping me and seemed to want only one thing in reply, who I was. As I drunk I could hear, just barely, 2 pairs of foot-steps coming down the stair as she helped me sit up but kept the blanket on me so I could move my arms and hold the cup with my own hands. Then as the feet reached the foot of the stairs I saw Ed and who I believe was Al, a darker golden haired and eyes boy come in what I believe was the living room.

"Mom' questioned Al 'who is this"

This is…I'm sorry I never got your name."

To my relive I only coughed a few times before I could answer "Envy, Formally known as William, first son of Hohenheim.

"Mom, does this mean he's our brother?" Questioned Al?

"Yes, but he might not want anything to do with us…I'm sorry we're talking like you aren't here. How rude of us!"

"It's ok" I have no idea why I said that. I never let humans talk like that to me, ever.

"Know, we know Hohenheim is immortal, along with Ed and Al, and I suppose you are immortal too?"

"Yes. I have been around for around 400 years I believe."

"400 years! Awesome!" Said the 2 chibi's while looking at me like I was a god. That was new.

"Aaawwww" we all heard as we looked down to see Hohenheim groaning in pain^_^ as he come to.

"What hit me?" He questioned as he held his head with his arms.

I couldn't help it. I broke out laughing. It was rude but I didn't care. A mortal knocked out a homunculus (is he on?).

"My fist. Now you're going to tell us why we never knew you had a family before us or I'll let Ed and Al practice their Marshal arts on you."

"No. I will not le-"

"Go ahead Ed, Al.

I never thought I see all in one day the bastard get beaten by a girl and 2 kids that didn't even come up to my waist. But as the 2 chibi's beat up him I did what I haven't done in the 400 years sense I died, I smiled a truly smile. No a crazy or insane I'll-kill-you smile, but a normal happy smile. Then she looked back at me.

"Well William, or do you prefer Envy?"

"Envy."

"Well Envy, you can stay with us as long as you want."

"It is not-ack-"

"Ed doesn't get blood on the floor. It'll stain. Al done bite is hand. Who knows when he last washed it? And Hohenheim, if you so much as harm a hair on them I will make your immortal life so miserable that you'll want to find a way that you can die so you can have mercy, if Truth gives it to you. Now Envy, why were you in an ally covered in cuts in the first place?'

"My mother decided that I'm worthless and need to die… permanently."