Driving School

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, ::floods of tears:: WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! But I DO own are.... MY UNDERWEAR!!! ^_^

I think that mobile suit pilots should be able to drive... am I right? ::crickets:: oh...


Instructer: Now, ease into the tur- *SCREECH!* *CRASH* Ack! @_@

Quatre: *gasp* Oh I'm so sorry Mr. Driving Instructer-sama, gomen ne, please forgive me!! ::clasps his hands in front of him as if in a prayer::

Instructer: uhh, don't worry Quatre, hopefully there isn't a lot of damage to the car.

Quatre: Oh no! What if I really hurt the car? Oh I'd feel soooo terrible! Gomen ne, car-sama!

Instructer: -_-" Now, put the car in reverse slowly, stop, put it in first, good, now turn and keep going.

Quatre: Okay, I'll do better, I promise. Just as long as nothing scares- AAH! ::screeches to a stop suddenly::

Instructer: o.O

Quatre: I didn't want to hurt the bird.

Instructer: The bird can fly away!!

Quatre: But it wasn't flying away! It was just sitting there eating bird seed! ::whispers:: gomen ne.

Instructer: You don't need to apologize to the bird, it can't hear you!

Quatre: But it can feel my sorry spirit.

Instructer: Just keep driving! Please!!

Quatre: Okay Instructer-sama, do you have a name? *gasps* Oh, gomen ne, that's right, Sailor Christmas-chan is to lazy to think of one.

(Sailor Christmas: EY!! I resent that!! One more comment like that and I will write a romance fic with you and Dorothy!!!)

Quatre: O_O" eep! Okay, I'll keep driving. ::taps on the gas::

Instructer: Now, just drive to that wall over there and we are finish.

Quatre: Okay, easy enough. ::puts the car in first and continues what he's been doing, stop, go, stop, go, stop, go stop, go, stop, turn on blinker, turn, stop::

Instructer: ::while being jolted:: Now, just slowly turn a bit and stop at the line.

Quatre: Okay. ::stops a little past the line:: OH NO! Do I get points taken off for that?

Instructer: No, it's fine, just get out of the car!

Quatre: So, when do I get my lisence? Oh, do I sound too pushy because if being too pushy takes away more points I greatly apologize for that, ::clasps his hands again:: Arigatou Mr. Driving Instructer-sama, Ja ne! ^_^ ::waves and steps out of the car:: Oh Allah, please let me pass this test. ::sighs and walks to the small DMV building:: Heero, it's your turn.

Heero: Hn. ::stands up and walks outside::

Instructer: Now Heero, all you have to do is drive through the course without hitting anything.

Heero: Mission Accepted

Instructer: o_O, ok, let's get started!

::the two enter the car, Heero in the driver's side, duh.::

Instructer: Now, before you- Heero, what are you doing?

Heero: Where are the missle launchers in here?

Instructer: It doesn't have any, this is a car-

Heero: Nani? What kind of mobile suit it this?

Instructer: This is not a mobile suit, it's an automobile.

Heero: ::stares at the teacher blankly:: Oh, where is the self detonation switch?

Instructer: There is none! It's a car, you're not going to get cornored by an enemy!

Heero: You can never be too sure.

Instructer: DRIVE!

::Heero turns the engine on and starts driving down the straight road.::

Instructer: Just keep driving and I will tell you when to turn- ACK!

::Heero turns left and off the road::

Instructer: @_@ I said that I would tell you WHEN to turn!

Heero: All I heard was "turn".

Instructer: ::eractically:: Put... the... car... in.... reverse... NOW!!

Heero: Roger.

Instructer: MY NAME ISN'T ROGER!

Heero: ::pulls his gun out and points it at the Instructer:: Yell at me again and I will kill you.

Instructer: O_o Sorry.

Heero: Fine then. ::puts his gun back in spandex space and keeps driving::

Instructer: At this road up here, you will want to turn then!

::Heero turns onto the other road and stops suddenly::

Instructer: What's wrong?

Heero: On second. ::hops out of the car with his handgun in hand and shoots something in the tree:: ::a soldier falls out of the tree with a thud::

Instructer: Wha-?

Heero: An OZ soldier, he was spying on me, I had to shoot him. ::gets back in and continues driving::

Instructer: This is where Quatre had some problems-

Heero: I am a more capable pilot than Quatre, he's too tenderhearted to pilot a car.

Instructer: Riiiiiight, just turn here and watch out for the wall.

*BASH*

Heero: Shimatta, I failed. ::hops out of the car:: I failed the mission, I COMPLETLY FAILED IT!!

Instructer: It's okay Heero, just get back in and try again.

Heero: ::turns to the Instructer:: Omae o Koruso Mr Driving Instructer. ::runs away to the wall of the course and hops over it::

Instructer: This is going to be a long day...


Sailor Christmas: I know, that probably wasn't as hilarious as I thought it was, but... R&R or Omae o Koruso (that's my new saying, I can't wait to use it on my English teacher, muwahaha) I got the idea in Wal-mart, odd ne? ^_^
Duo: Uhh, when do I get to drive?
SC: Wait your turn my dear Shinigami. ::grabs his arm and takes him to another room:: Ja ne!