Cheaper by the Seven
Summary: Seven half bloods shall answer the call, literally. Nico is not amused. Crack-y drabble.
Rating: K
Notes: I just had to, alright! I just got attacked by this crazy idea and when I had calmed down after laughing so hard, I decided to write it down. Sigh, my brain is a very strange place… Anywho, I am working on a non-drabble long oneshot in this fandom, which should hopefully be out soon. Please check it out! Thanksies!
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The seven demigods all piled into the apartment and flopped onto any available surface. They thought battling monsters and giants and titans was tough work. College was going to be the death of them, they had all (except Annabeth) agreed. Sitting still for hours on end while "listening" to some old guy blabber on about ancient myths was not the best thing for 7 demigods with ADHD. Restraining themselves from doing anything extravagant- like setting fire to the lecture hall, charm-speaking the way out of there, causing copious amounts of precious metals to rise, or just slicing that damned lecturer in half- had them absolutely exhausted. All just wanted to curl up in bed and go to sleep.
"Hang on guys," Jason said, "There's a message on the answering machine."
Annabeth groaned. When she received multiple questioning remarks, she simply replied "Have you heard our answering machine message?"
She pressed a button on the machine.
"Hey, you have reached the home of,"
"Percy,"
"Annabeth Chase,"
There was a pause. "Oh, should we have said our surnames too?" questioned the son of Poseidon. There was a faint sound of a hand meeting a forehead.
"Never mind," Annabeth muttered in the background
"Hazel,"
"Frank, ugh, Frank Zhang,"
"Jason Grace,"
"Piper,"
"And Uncle Leo Valdez, Supreme Commander of the Argo II," Leo's grin was almost audible.
Piper's voice cut back in "Sorry we're not home right now, we're just…"
"Kicking some monster butt," Percy shouted over the top
"Busy," Piper ground out, "But we will call you back…"
"As soon as we get this monster dust out of the carpet!" Leo added. The sound of flesh hitting flesh signified the hi-five between the two childish demigods.
"When we have the chance. Please leave a message after the beep,"
"BEEP" Leo and Percy shouted
"Beep," went the machine.
Annabeth looked over at the pair, now looking slightly bashful.
"See what I mean?" she asked. The two nodded.
Jason hushed her. "Listen,"
"Guys!" Nico said, his voice weary and static-y. "Can one of you please come pick me up? I'm at the police station… They seem to think that it's bad for a fifteen year old to be carrying a sword… Can one of you please come clear this up for me?" he paused, and lowered his voice. "You guys really have to change that message. I can't begin to tell you how stupid it sounds…"
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