Chapter 1: The Morning Regimen

The green eyes stared at you, the expression blank. Just staring. Mouth closed, eyes fixated on your eyes. Which in turn gives you the feeling of smiling, so you do, you smile, and so do they. You then stop smiling at your reflection, and look around the bathroom. Your name is Jade Harley, you are 18, and you are about to start your morning regimen.

What will you do?

Shove a rag down the toilet and flush. Wait...what? What a stupid, moronic idea! You haven't had a thought that ludicrous in weeks. And given the consequences that your bathroom will flood definitely, the idea now seems to be very distasteful, especially if you don't unclog the toilet's drain fast enough.

You decide to examine the bathroom.

What you're looking for is a hair brush and honestly you need one, your black locks are curly and mangled, and its standing out in every which way. You sigh, there really is no use to fret about it, I mean really, you can't change how frizzy it is in the morning. So you decide to brush your teeth instead of your hair.

You lift up the piece of plastic, and look at it...and you're watching it...And you've been gazing at the instrument for a few moments now. You blink a few times to get out of the trance you were in, and decide to turn on the faucet. You bring the toothbrush underneath the running water, only to be bothered by where the toothpaste might be. You shut off the faucet and locate the toothpaste. It was on the counter, and you apply it to the brush. You yawn, because it's six in the morning. But you suppose you're a morning person and aren't really bothered by it.

You bring the toothbrush to your mouth and start to brush. It's a familiar sensation, the bristles raking themselves across your mouth, your teeth, and your tongue. You rinse out your mouth, and start to gargle mouth wash.

You spit out the mouth wash, lets say you did it... ungracefully. You wash your face and smile. " I hope it will be a good day", you wish, almost pleadingly, almost. You walk out of the tiled bathroom and onto the carpeted floor of your abode.

You stretch, raising your arms as high above your head as you can. Your bare feet taking you to your dresser. You strip yourself of your clothes and throw them towards your hamper. You look down, proud of how you've grown. Smiling again as you think to yourself about how much you've developed in six years, your widened hips, your small waist, your b-cup breasts, the roundness of your butt, the womanly defined shape of your legs, and the smiling cheery face( that had lost quite a bit of baby fat), that was seen to this day. You think this as you slide on forest green underwear. And you laugh at the idea of being a young lady, as you put on a lime green bra.

You sit on your bed in your undergarments, feeling the warmth of the covers underneath you, and that is when you realize that it is a bit cold in your room, so you crawl underneath your covers and think of the Pesterchum conversation you had the night before. You close your eyes and remember the one-sided conversation word-for-word.

FLASHBACK TO LAST NIGHT'S ONE-SIDED CONVERSATION:

CG: ARE YOU AWAKE YOU FUCKASS?

CG: OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT!

CG: IT'S TOO GOG-DAMN LATE FOR A NOOKSUCKER LIKE YOU TO BE UP!

CG: BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT.

CG: I HAVE SOME-FUCKING-THING TO SPEW OUT TO YOU.

CG: EVEN THOUGH I WOULD PROBABLY JUST BE WASTING MY FUCKING BREATH AND TIME.

CG: BUT ANYWAYS

CG: I SUPPOSE YOU AREN'T AS MUCH OF A NOOKSUCKER AS I THOUGHT.

CG: SO WITH THAT SAID

CG: I THINK WE SHOULD FUCKING DO SOMETHING

CG: SOMETIME MAYBE

CG: TOGETHER OR SOME-FUCKING-THING

CG: BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO

CG: I WAS DARED BY THAT FISH FUCK ERIDAN TO TELL YOU THAT.

CG: OH AND BY THE WAY

CG: FUCK YOUR COUCH!

STOP FLASHBACK OF LAST NIGHT'S ONE-SIDED CONVERSATION:

But you're mad at yourself. You saw what Karkat was saying and you deliberately didn't reply. He was asking you out, you could tell, but you were too shocked and embarrassed to write anything back. You could just scream in a pillow, you're so upset with yourself.

So you do.

:3 :3 I'm sorry if there is some OOCness. This is my first JadexKakat fanfic. But I would appreciate constructive criticism. If people enjoy it a lot, i'll add a second chapter. Unless there is one person who needs the second chapter to live. So thanks, for reading and please leave a review :3 :3