A/N: Hey there, how is it going? Well, let me just start by saying we STARTED to write this at 11:44 last night. :) All righty then, this is a really great story. Please review. If you really want to flame, even that is okay. Thank you in advanced.
Disclaimer: Ahoj, nothing here is really ours…only our name, which is cool. Everything else belongs to the GREAT and POWERFUL J.K. Rowling! *Round of applause*.
A Hogwarts Love Affair
By: The E.L.K.S. Club
Ron hurriedly backed away from his potion, coughing. His Shrinking Solution was giving off noxious gas. As he backed up blindly, his head came into contact with a glass jar full of newt eyes. It shattered and the minuscule eyes scattered across the floor and into Ron's robes. Before Ron could move, Snape had his wand out and was bellowing,
"WEASLEY! I'll kill you for this! Brazilian yellow-footed newt eyes! Those are worth more than your life." Snape then started to mutter to himself, "Severus, remember to breathe. He…ha…you-have-detention-Weasley! Class dismissed!"
******
"I can't believe I have detention!" Ron cried out as Harry and him neared the entrance to the dungeon.
"Don't worry, missing one Quidditch practice won't hurt." Harry replied.
"I'm going to get him for this one, you'll see." Ron said as he headed for the potion classroom and Harry went to Quidditch practice.
When Ron arrived at the classroom, Snape was still fuming.
"You, Weasley, will be cleaning the classroom--floors included." Snape barked before slamming his office door.
"Floors?!" Ron asked himself out loud. There was no answer and so Ron began to clean. It was as he cleared out the third cupboard that Ron came across a small vial that looked important. He took a closer look at the label to find 'Veritaserum' written on it in sloppy writing with oily fingerprints around it.
"Dang, I should have listened to the slime-ball. I know he's mentioned this in class, I'll ask Hermione," Ron mumbled to himself to break the silence.
He slipped the vial into his robe pocket and continued to clean. Snape hadn't mentioned whether or not he could use magic, so he used a Scouring Charm again and again to clean the tables and floors. When he was done it was almost midnight, and he hurried off to the common room. Hermione was snoozing in an armchair and Harry and Ginny were playing wizards chess. Neville was still doing homework.
"Harry, do you know what Vietersm is?" Ron asked. Harry looked up, after watching his pawn sabotage Ginny's bishop.
"Veritaserum is a really powerful truth potion Ron," Ginny said smartly.
"Hey lets try it out," Harry exclaimed, "drink a few drops Ron."
"M-Me? I don't know Harry."
"Aw, come on Ron," Ginny pleaded.
"Yeah," Hermione mumbled looking half annoyed at being woken and half interested.
"All right, what can it hurt?" Ron said as he drank a few. Then he was silent.
"What are we going to ask him," Harry questioned.
"I know!" Ginny exclaimed, "Ron, who do you like?"
"Hermione Granger," Ron answered in a firm voice. Hermione blushed madly as this was said. Everyone laughed knowingly.
"Okay, your turn Hermione," Ginny said, handing her the potion.
"Oh-okay," she said, taking a sip.
"Hermione, who do you like," Ginny asked.
"Harry Potter," she answered. Now it was Harry who was shocked.
"I-oh my," Harry said as Ginny handed him the potion.
"Harry, who do you like?" Ginny asked.
"Neville Longbottom," Harry answered. This caused the room to quiet as Neville looked at Harry in a mixture of disbelief and horror.
"Wow, that's weird," Ginny said, handing the potion to Neville.
"Neville, who do you like?" Ginny asked.
"Ginny Weasley," Neville replied smoothly. Ginny gasped. At this point both Ron and Hermione were able to speak since the potion only lasted about a minute.
Hermione said, "Go ahead Ginny." Ginny drank a sip and Hermione asked, "Ginny, who do you like?"
"Cho Chang," Ginny answered. Ron took a sharp intake of breath as he heard this.
"Cho?!" Ron cried.
Hermione stayed silent before suddenly exclaiming, "Well what are we waiting for, let's find Cho."
"I'll go get the map," Harry yelled. He ran up to his dorm and came back holding an apparently blank piece of parchment, "She's…in the prefect's bathroom."
"Let's go!" Hermione said, "Ginny and I." So they went and soon a very puzzled Cho Chang and an even more puzzled Luna Lovegood returned with them.
"Cho, take a sip from this," Ron said, handing her the vial.
"Why," Cho asked.
"Come on, we all did! You take one too Luna," Neville said. Luna took the vial and took a drink from it.
"All right, I will since she did," said Cho, and she took a sip.
"Cho," Hermione began, "who do you like?"
"Luna Lovegood," Cho replied quickly. Luna, under the effect of the Veritaserum did not react, but the rest of the room gasped.
"Luna," Ginny said tearfully, "who do you like?"
"Ronald Weasley," she said dreamily. Ron made a gagging noise, but Harry spoke first.
"What do we do? No one likes each other! How will we pair up?"
"I don't know," Hermione said.
Everyone puzzled over this for a while longer, but no one could come up with a solution…
CAN YOU?
(end)
A/N: We know this is extremely unlikely, but don't you love it? Please review!!!
Disclaimer: Ahoj, nothing here is really ours…only our name, which is cool. Everything else belongs to the GREAT and POWERFUL J.K. Rowling! *Round of applause*.
A Hogwarts Love Affair
By: The E.L.K.S. Club
Ron hurriedly backed away from his potion, coughing. His Shrinking Solution was giving off noxious gas. As he backed up blindly, his head came into contact with a glass jar full of newt eyes. It shattered and the minuscule eyes scattered across the floor and into Ron's robes. Before Ron could move, Snape had his wand out and was bellowing,
"WEASLEY! I'll kill you for this! Brazilian yellow-footed newt eyes! Those are worth more than your life." Snape then started to mutter to himself, "Severus, remember to breathe. He…ha…you-have-detention-Weasley! Class dismissed!"
******
"I can't believe I have detention!" Ron cried out as Harry and him neared the entrance to the dungeon.
"Don't worry, missing one Quidditch practice won't hurt." Harry replied.
"I'm going to get him for this one, you'll see." Ron said as he headed for the potion classroom and Harry went to Quidditch practice.
When Ron arrived at the classroom, Snape was still fuming.
"You, Weasley, will be cleaning the classroom--floors included." Snape barked before slamming his office door.
"Floors?!" Ron asked himself out loud. There was no answer and so Ron began to clean. It was as he cleared out the third cupboard that Ron came across a small vial that looked important. He took a closer look at the label to find 'Veritaserum' written on it in sloppy writing with oily fingerprints around it.
"Dang, I should have listened to the slime-ball. I know he's mentioned this in class, I'll ask Hermione," Ron mumbled to himself to break the silence.
He slipped the vial into his robe pocket and continued to clean. Snape hadn't mentioned whether or not he could use magic, so he used a Scouring Charm again and again to clean the tables and floors. When he was done it was almost midnight, and he hurried off to the common room. Hermione was snoozing in an armchair and Harry and Ginny were playing wizards chess. Neville was still doing homework.
"Harry, do you know what Vietersm is?" Ron asked. Harry looked up, after watching his pawn sabotage Ginny's bishop.
"Veritaserum is a really powerful truth potion Ron," Ginny said smartly.
"Hey lets try it out," Harry exclaimed, "drink a few drops Ron."
"M-Me? I don't know Harry."
"Aw, come on Ron," Ginny pleaded.
"Yeah," Hermione mumbled looking half annoyed at being woken and half interested.
"All right, what can it hurt?" Ron said as he drank a few. Then he was silent.
"What are we going to ask him," Harry questioned.
"I know!" Ginny exclaimed, "Ron, who do you like?"
"Hermione Granger," Ron answered in a firm voice. Hermione blushed madly as this was said. Everyone laughed knowingly.
"Okay, your turn Hermione," Ginny said, handing her the potion.
"Oh-okay," she said, taking a sip.
"Hermione, who do you like," Ginny asked.
"Harry Potter," she answered. Now it was Harry who was shocked.
"I-oh my," Harry said as Ginny handed him the potion.
"Harry, who do you like?" Ginny asked.
"Neville Longbottom," Harry answered. This caused the room to quiet as Neville looked at Harry in a mixture of disbelief and horror.
"Wow, that's weird," Ginny said, handing the potion to Neville.
"Neville, who do you like?" Ginny asked.
"Ginny Weasley," Neville replied smoothly. Ginny gasped. At this point both Ron and Hermione were able to speak since the potion only lasted about a minute.
Hermione said, "Go ahead Ginny." Ginny drank a sip and Hermione asked, "Ginny, who do you like?"
"Cho Chang," Ginny answered. Ron took a sharp intake of breath as he heard this.
"Cho?!" Ron cried.
Hermione stayed silent before suddenly exclaiming, "Well what are we waiting for, let's find Cho."
"I'll go get the map," Harry yelled. He ran up to his dorm and came back holding an apparently blank piece of parchment, "She's…in the prefect's bathroom."
"Let's go!" Hermione said, "Ginny and I." So they went and soon a very puzzled Cho Chang and an even more puzzled Luna Lovegood returned with them.
"Cho, take a sip from this," Ron said, handing her the vial.
"Why," Cho asked.
"Come on, we all did! You take one too Luna," Neville said. Luna took the vial and took a drink from it.
"All right, I will since she did," said Cho, and she took a sip.
"Cho," Hermione began, "who do you like?"
"Luna Lovegood," Cho replied quickly. Luna, under the effect of the Veritaserum did not react, but the rest of the room gasped.
"Luna," Ginny said tearfully, "who do you like?"
"Ronald Weasley," she said dreamily. Ron made a gagging noise, but Harry spoke first.
"What do we do? No one likes each other! How will we pair up?"
"I don't know," Hermione said.
Everyone puzzled over this for a while longer, but no one could come up with a solution…
CAN YOU?
(end)
A/N: We know this is extremely unlikely, but don't you love it? Please review!!!
