Just read it… (enjoy)

Why I'm Back

One day, ExotheBoss (The Author) was derping around. He was eating a grilled cheese sandwich when he secretary, Pat, rushed in.

"Sir- I have some important visitors waiting out-"

"Hey, I got an idea! Why don't I keep procrastinating and lose all of my reviewers until they de-sub?!"

"Umm… what?"

"Just leave I have better things to do."

"I-I-I don't know about that," the tux wearing blonde stammered.

The (stupid) author waved him off lazily. Emphasize LAZILY.

He continued to nom on his grilled cheese. He also failed to hear his secretary leave and important visitors enter. He did hear the gun clicking, though.

ExotheBoss whirled around, wide-eyed.

"What the heck is going on?" he asked, then he noticed who it was, "You?!"

"Yes, I'm surprised you still remember me," said the owner of the gun coldly.

"I never forgot it's just I've been busy."

"Right, busy." Said Exo the Assassin. He checked the magazine of the handgun.

A few other figures stepped out behind him.

"Do you remember us?" asked the Trinity trio in unision.

"Or me?" Naughtia asked whacking her orb Staff in her hand, effectively scaring the crap out of the author.

"Or any of us?" asked The Boss and the rest of the submitted OC's from KIU Adventure.

"Heh…heh…I'm screwed," the author said, barely audible.

"No, you've screwed us," Exo said.

"Yeah, we've been trapped in time for months," The Boss agreed.

"And don't you dare say you were busy," Kiyuga growled.

"Yeah, we saw your soccer games," Ixchel agreed, "By the way, your team sucks."

"Well, I could start writing," the nervous author suggested.

Boss went into fiery-demon-mode.

"NOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S TOO LATE! WE'VE ALREADY BEEN FORGOTTEN THROUGH TIME EROSION!"

"I'll fix this! I promise!" the author yelped, "JUST DON'T KILL ME!"

"We'll see…" the OC's said leaving. Pit grabbed ExotheBoss's grilled cheese on the way out while simultaneously punching him out.

Hours later, the terrified author went to his computer, typed this in the third person, and gave his secretary a raise (questionable). AND THEY (MIGHT) LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. DA END.

Herp derp. I'm back and worse than ever. Please look for the upcoming chapter of the KIU log for what I'm going to do next also I have updated my chapter on the KIU Adventure. For a while actually… you probably are disgusted at me so much that you don't review. I get it. If you come back and review THANK YOU, if not I understand… Finally, this will be my new viewer submitted story where you, the reviewers, pick a game that your OC, Exo and any other characters can play. try to pick games i can make into at max three-shots. (three chapters) Keep Readin'!