*Title:Raiders of the Lost Hogan

*Author:dcgirl_7

*Rating:PG--just in case

*Summary:Hogan gets captured while meeting an underground agent.It's up to his men to get him back,with a little help from someone.

*Author's note:This is my first story written and posted,I started another one a while back but I still need to work on it.This is somewhat of a crossover story.I hope you like it.If you have any suggestions or hints,leave your address in the review and I'll e-mail you.

*Extra's:These thingies indicate ~~~thoughts~~~

These thingies indicate +"language being spoken"+

*Disclaimer:I don't own any of Hogans Heroes *sniff* nor do I own the guest crossover charachter.(he will appear in later chapters)

**On with the story,hope you enjoy!**

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November 1944

Kinch and Newkirk both looked up at Hogan as he entered the barracks.Glancing down at the cards in their hands,they both decided it was best to stop now and start a new game later.Not just because they were curious as to why Klink called Hogan to his office,but because they both had a losing hand.

"What did 'ol blood an guts 'ave to say this time Colonel?" Newkirk asked.

Hogan answered him while accepting a cup of coffe from Lebeau

"Our fearless Kommandant just informed me that he will be leaving tommorow for his trip to Berlin and wanted to make sure everything was in order.And to be ready to when the temporary,making clear of the word temporary,Kommandant arrives."

"Won't that throw off your meeting with the underground agent colonel?" Kinch said "I haven't been able to get much information of the new Kommandant and we might have to

lay low for a while."

"I know Kinch,and that's why I -"

"-want me to get in touch with her by radio and set up the meeting for tonight."Kinch finished for Hogan as he started to descend into the underground tunnel by way of a hidden ladder under the bunk bed.

Whilst grinning he said "Great idea sir,I'm on it." and with that he dissapeared down below while the bunk bed entrance moved back in place.

Shaking his head in amazement,Hogan pointed out "That's the third time this week he's done that,I wonder how he does it?"

"Well sir,it's very simple" Newkirk explained/joked "when you work with the radio as much as 'e does,the frequency does something to your mind so that you can predict things before they 'appen!Depending 'ow the weather is outside an all."

"WoW!" Carter said in awe "So that's why he was able to beat you so many time at Gin last night!"

Everyone laughed as Newkirk picked up one of the socks Carter was mending and shoved it in his mouth. Newkirk knew very well that gin was the only card game he wasn't good at.

"Hey,that was my sock!" Lebeau stated as he came over and took it out of Carter's mouth.

"You have offended my dignity,I challenge you to a duel." Lebeau said as he playfully,yet with force,struck Newkirk on the side of his face with the sock.

"Why you little........!" Newkirk said out of anger,yet you could hear the mischeif in his voice "I accept!" then taking a pillow off his bunk he knocked Lebeau so hard his little chef's hat flew off.

"This is War!" the little frenchman declared as he ran to grab his own pillow and run full charge towards the englishman with his feather stuffed weapon. All watched as they exchanged blows. Newkirk chased Lebeau around the table in the center of the room.

With one on each side of the table,Lebeau flung his pillow at Newkirk who leaped out of the way just in time for it to miss him and hit Carter, who didn't see it coming.

"Hey!" he said throwing it back at Lebeau,missing him entirely and nearly knocked Sergeant Oleson off his bunk. Oleson came towards Carter who now had another pillow in his grasp,ready to defend himself.

Nobody noticed Kinch as he ascended from the tunnel entrance.

"Message has been -"

But he never got to finish for he was interrupted by a face full of pillow.Sputtering,he regained his balance.

"Start without me,huh?You shall pay." he said joining in.

Now the whole barracks was involved.Hogan watched from a safe distance,or so he thought.And it wasn't long before a pillow found Hogan and struck him silly.

"How dare you strike you commanding officer!" he reprimanded,looking over the crowd.

".......Whoever you are."

Pillow in hand,he entered the battle looking for the person responsible.

~~~Even if I have to hit each and every one of 'em~~~

Of couse he didn't mind

Just then Sergeant Schultz entered the barracks.Widening his eyes in shock at the scene he muttered "I see nothing,NUthing!"

" 'Ow can you say that schultz?"shouted Newkirk."Why,this is the best pillow fight I've ever started-INCOMING!!"

They both ducked as two pillows came hurling at them.

"Danke Newkirk,that was close!"

"Anytime Schultzie,why don't you join in?"

"Well ja I suppose-I mean....No!I came here to tell you all to fall out for roll call!"

"Well you'd better take it up with colonel 'ogan,'e is an officer an all."

"Where is he........?" schultz asked,scanning the room

"Way over there,oh an take this with you for protection" Newkirk said handing him a pillow and guiding him in the right direction.

"Oh Boy...!" Shultz mumbled as he put the pillow over his head, even though he had a helmet on.Making his way over he yelled.

"Colonel HOGAN!!!!"

"Hiya Schultz!" Hogan greeted "Glad you could join us!But maybe you should think twice about this since you are proving yourself to be a pretty large target!"

"I am not *ow!* joining in!I came to *ouch!* *ooof!* I came to tell you *ow!* that the kommandant has ordered a *Will You cut That Out!!* roll call!"

"Awww Schultz,roll call at this hour?"

"Please Colonel Hogan,you can be so whiney sometimes!"

"Look who's talking!We can't stop now."

"But you must,the new Kommandant is here and Colonel Klink wishes to introduce him to the men."

"He is? Better order the men to stop then."

"Me?"

"Yes you."

"oh allright........hh-halt...halt,....HALT!!!!" slapping his arms to his side in exasperation,he glanced over at Hogan for help.

"Ok men you can stop." Hogan said casually.

Everyone stopped,more like froze in place.Schultz rolled his eyes and shook his head.

"Just make sure you get your men out there right away." he said before leaving.

Hogan quickly explained to them what was going on.

"The new Kommandant's here?Now?What are you gonna do colonel?"

"I don't know Carter,let's just play it by ear for now.I'll figure someting out."

They all fell out for roll call and Schultz quickly counted them up.

"All present and accounted for."

"Thank you Schultz,I wish to address the men." Klink said "As you all know I am leaving for Berlin tommorow morning.Therefore I am leaving Major von Lichtenstein here in charge." Klink said motioning to the tall,blonde man standing next to him

"Treat this man with the same honor and respect, as you would me."

"That doesn't leave much for the major, does it?" Newkirk commented to Lebeau.

Klink ignored the little frenchman who was not trying very hard to conceal his laughter.

Finishing his speech about "no escpaes,blah blah,etc." Klink turned to the major.

"Would you care to speak with the Senior POW officer?He's right over there." Klink said pointing where Hogan was standing.

"I will speak with him tommorow,I've had a long day." Von Lichtenstein said flatly.

"Yes,yes of course.Well,let me show you to your quarters!" Klink offered

"Ah,aren't you forgeting something Colonel?" the major asked

Not quite catching on,Klink looked to see all the men still standing outside.

"Hmmmm?Oh oh yes,of course.Schultz,dismiss the men!"

After entering the barracks,the men spread about to get ready for bed except the five heroes who went to Hogan's quarters.

Hogan started "Well I still have a chance to meet with the agent since Klink's leaving tommorow."

"Mon colonel,I was wondering.Exactly why is Klink leaving for Berlin?"

"All I could get out of him Louis was that he has official buisiness, which means he fully doesn't know.What he does know is that he will be gone for two weeks."

"Does that mean we get a two week vacation from the sabotage?" Cater asked dissapointed.

"Maybe not,we'll see." Hogan said,lifting the young man's hopes.

"But I'd better get going to meet that agent."

"Ah,no sir.Best not keep a lady waiting!"

Hogan looked over at the cockney responsible for the remark

"Oh yeah that reminds me,I need a volunteer to go with me.You know,to keep a lookout.

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"Boy,Lebeau and Newkirk were sure upset when you picked me to go with you."

"Ah,they'll get over it Andrew.They always do." Hogan told him.

" Yeah, I know sir.But I didn't even volunteer." Carter mentioned.

"Exactly." Hogan answered

Carter tried to think that over a while when they both saw two bright flashes of light in the darkness of the woods.

"There's the signal." Hogan said turning on his flashlight and returning th counter sign.

"Yep that's her,ok Andrew you know what to do?"

"Right sir.I patrol around the area,keeping a keen eye out for the enemy.Boy, they won't escape my sight,no sir-

"That's good Carter, just do your duty."

"Right!" and with that said he snuck off into the woods.

~~~His over-enthusiasm is going to get him into trouble someday,hopefully after the war.~~~Hogan thought.

He turned to address the beautiful agent who was approaching him from out of the woods.

"Good evening,Briar Rose." he said to the slender blonde

"Good evening.Ah,finally we meet Papa Bear." she said with a strong austrian accent.

"You have some information for me?"

"That and more,but we must get out of this moonlight and into someplace darker and out of sight."

"You read my mind," Hogan said,offering her his arm and guiding her to an old farmhouse that was a hundred yards away."It's a shame though,since the moonlight accents your beauty."

Blushing,Briar Rose exclaimed "I wasn't told you were such a flatterer."

"There's alot of things they haven't told you.Let me enlighten you some." he said softly.

They were almost to the farmhouse when they heard a noise to their right.Turning quickly and hiding behind a tree,Hogan saw that it was Carter running towards them at full speed,trying to get them to turn back.

"Colonel,there's about fifteen German soldiers in that farmhouse!"

He never made it to the tree where Hogan was.A shot blasted through the trees and Carter was struck.

"Get down!" Hogan said,pushing Rose hard into the dirt.He ran to Carter.

"Be careful!" she called out to him

Carter was starting to get up and Hogan grabbed him,and pulled him into some underbrush.

Squinting hard in the darkness,he inspected Carter's shoulder.

"Whew,......ok the bullet just grazed your shoulder,but it's pretty deep.Put some pressure on it." Hogan said,helping Carter up.

Briar Rose soon joined them "Patrols are everywhere!"

Hogan serched his mind for an idea,but nothing would give. "Someone set us up."

"That's why you must leave!" she urged,shoving him in one direction "You go that way and I'll go this way and hopefully distract them."

"And get yourself killed." he argued,pulling her back "No,you're coming with us."

He took Rose in one arm and Carter in the other,they didn't make it very far when the inevitible happened and they were caught by four soldiers at gunpoint.

+"What is this?"+ one of them asked smugly.

+"Out for a walk,yes?I think not!Tsk tsk,you shouldn't keep pretty girls out so late"+ he said,taking off Roses' kerchief to stroke her long blonde hair.

Suddenly,yanking her hair, he grabbed Briar Rose.

Another guard kneed Carter in the stomach,causing him to lose his breath.Already in his present state he didn't need that so without warning,Hogan tackled the guard giving a chance for Carter to get away.

More guards were coming and they helped sustain Hogan by kicking and hitting him.Hogan kept himself from screaming in pain,but one blow from the butt of a soldier's gun to the small of his back,caused Hogan to shout.

Hearing this all from a distance,Carter so much wanted to turn back and help his Colonel.But as if he knew what was going on,Hogan yelled

"Don't come back,KEEP GOING CARTER!!!!!"

It took all that was in Carter, and then some, to turn and keep running.Zigzagging through the woods he was able to dodge the many bullets that *pinged* and *zinged* off of trees and over his head.He ran around in circles to try and throw off his trail.

Now the pain in his lungs matched that of the pain in his shoulder as he sucked in air.

His legs were starting to give way now,but he had to make it.For Hogan's sake.

Finally reaching the tree stump,he was ready to pass out.He lifted up the lid and started to climb in,but from lack of oxygen he lost his focus and fell straight down to the hard dirt floor below.

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Kinch looked up from what he was doing in the radio room.He was trying to get information on Major von Lichtenstein when he heard a loud thud coming from the tunnel exit.Shutting off his equipment he ran to the source of the noise,passing Newkirk and Lebeau who were coming down from the tunnel entrance.Exchanging worried looks,they

quickly followed after him.

"Carter!" Kinch exclaimed when he saw the still form laying in a heap at the base of the ladder.Kneeling next to him,Kinch looked up to see the hatch to the tunnel exit opened.

"Newkirk,could you......." he motioned upward.

"Got it." Newkirk said as he shimmied up the ladder.

Lebeau came over just as Kinch was turning the body over,revealing the bloody mess that was his shoulder.Lebeau paled and and almost joined his friend on the floor if Kinch

hadn't grabbed him first.

" 'ere I got 'im Kinch,you've got your 'ands full." Newkirk said helping the small corporal over to a nearby chair.

"You allright mate?"

Lebeau nodded his head, indicating he would be allright later.

"Take it easy." Newkirk told him before leaving to grab some bandages from Sergeant Wilson's med kit.

Kinch by now had Carter on a small cot and was checking for more injuries.

Carter woke up just as Kinch was starting to clean his wound,realizing where he was he sat straight up on the cot but was laid gently back down by Kinch and Newkirk who had returned with the bandages.

"Easy there mate,you've 'ad it rough." Newkirk said to calm him

"What happend?" Kinch asked,his deep brown eyes now ebony and full of concern.

"The Colonel's been taken......the....Colonel's been...taken..." was all Carter could say.

Always fearing this would happen,Kinch and Newkirk looked at each other.

"What about the Colonel??" Lebeau asked weakly and came over.Newkirk quickly threw a blanket over Carter's shoulder, because there was still noticible blood and he didn't want to put Lebeau through any more of it.

"What about the Colonel!!!??" Lebeau repeated.

"We don't know yet Louis,Carter's in shock." Kinch said as he helped dress the wound.

Lebeau came over and held the young sergent's hand,trying to soothe the trembling vision of a boy laying on the cot.Carter's grip on his hand was getting tighter,but he still held on.

Leaving Newkirk to finish,Kinch got up and leaned against the wall,gathering his thoughts.

Everything was on his shoulders now and he hated it.He never could understand how the Colonel could handle it. He wanted to pace,but didn't want to appear panicked. Even though he was. He wanted to go outside and do something,cause he felt helpless. But he knew he had to stay with the men. He wanted to scream at the world,as if it was their fault. But knew it would do no good. So he did what he could do,he prayed.

A couple minutes later he felt a hand placed on his shoulder.Thankful for the small gesture that spoke volumes of support,Kinch looked up at Newkirk.

~~~So, that's how Hogan handles this grind, day by day. It's the men around him.It's us,the one's who are behind him. I never realized it 'till now~~~

"Kinch?" a small voice came from the cot

The two men returned to Carter's side to hear what happend to their lost Colonel.