Hello. Here's a little hetero oneshot for some people while I work on the next part of Riding Crops and Handcuffs. :D


Nadyan sat down at a random table and chewed her gum angrily. A certain somebody with bright green hair decorated with lullaby screamers[1] had angered her beyond her reach. She wanted to take a chainsaw and rip it straight through a whale's chest cage.

Her murderous thoughts were interrupted by a small tweet coming from her breasts. Nadyan sighed before unzipping her jacket to reveal a small, purple-tinted grey bird.

"Hush now, Naddyicky.[2]"
Tweet.
"Sigh…I don't know why I talk to you."
Tweet! TWEET.
"Yes, I am angry at her. Why?"
Tweet tweet! Tweet-a tweet! Tweet-a tweet!
"No, I will not talk to her. I hate her guts!"

"Uh, are you okay?"

Nadyan looked up from her bird and saw a boy (around her age) with (obviously dyed) blonde hair standing in front of her. "Yes, yes, I'm fine. Why do you ask?" she asked with a raised eyebrow. The boy smirked. "Because you're sitting her having a casual conversation with a bird. And, uh, that's not exactly considered normal here."

Nadyan deadpanned. Was she seriously talking to Naddyicky in public?! Oi.

"Well, I find it perfectly normal. You need anything else?" "Yeah." "What?" "Your name and number, baby."

Nadyan's eye twitched. "And, your name is..?" The boy smirked yet again. "You can call me Dake. Now, how about that phone number, hm?" Nadyan smiled.

"Sure, okay!" And with a girlish giggle, she wrote down the number for the Sweet Amoris Fire Department on Dake's hand.


Oh, Nadyan! /laughs like the rich person I'm not

[1]: Hair accessories I made myself! :D
[2]: Go Google 'neddicky'. (It's a name like 'Gilbird'.)