This is for all the huge KifXAmy shippers out there like me.
Today was the day. Amy's wedding with Bender. For some reason, Amy didn't feel right about that. Maybe it was because he was a robot? No. That wasn't it. She was married to Kif, an alien. Amy, he dumped you. Just accept it and move on, a voice in her mind said. Part of her wanted to move on and marry Bender, and the other part told her to go back to Kif. Everyone told Amy and Bender congratulations, and thought the wedding would be perfect. Amy thought it'd be perfect with a certian alien there. She had Leela as a bridesmaid, a beautiful cake, and awesome presents from all of her friends. Amy imagined that she was marrying Kif all over, but the traditional human way. While trying on her dress an hour before the wedding, she thought out loud, "Why am I doing this?" It turns out Leela heard her. "Well, you said you wanted to marry Bender in the first place, Amy." Leela reminded her. Amy shed a brief tear and said, "I know, but it just doesn't feel like the right thing to do. Just drop the subject, okay?"
Meanwhile on Mars, Kif was having a conversation with Amy's parents. "I dumped Amy and she just gets married impulsively? Here I am, not wanting to live without her. But she's probably happier with Bender anyway." Kif sobbed. Zapp didn't understand how this affected Kif, and said sarcastically, "Boo hoo." Kif just glared at him and said, "What if Leela married Fry, how would you feel? Fry even said he was going to propose to her one day." Zapp shut his mouth. "We didn't want Amy to marry the robot anyway. We already have grand children!" Inez said. Zapp wondered out loud, "Why can't you just sabotage the wedding?" Kif got an idea. "Zapp, we're going to Earth."
Before either Amy or Bender knew it, the wedding was starting. Amy looked in the audience while walking on the aisle. There was Fry (the best man), Leela, Zoidberg, the Professor, Hermes, Cubert, Dwight, the Harlem Globetrotters, and Calculon. When she saw an empty seat that would've been reserved for Kif, she supressed a frown. Now both her and Bender finished walking down the aisle, and the Space Pope said, "We are gathered here in holy matrimony to make the families Wong and Rodriguez become one. If anyone objects, speak now or forever hold your peace." There was a silence, and the vows began. Bender said yes. Now it was Amy's turn. She didn't like the attention she was getting. Amy thought about whether she wanted to do this. She was lost in thought for a long time, until the door opened and a familiar voice yelled, "Stop the wedding!" Amy turned around and saw Kif. She couldn't help but run up to him and kiss him on the cheek. "Sorry, everyone, but I only want to marry one man!" she told everyone. Bender turned to Fry and whispered, "I only wanted money and sex anyway." Kif opened the door and grabbed Amy's hand. They both ran away, leaving all their troubles. Then Zoidberg ate the cake entirely.
