"Yay, a fic that is primarily about Code Nemesis," Eve introduced the reader to the first chapter of this new lemon, that popped up on the front page of the Elsword section.
"Hey, it also contains Lord Knight," Elsword said. "Plus another ship and minor characters. You are not going to be the lead and it is not Opposite Day."
Eve ordered Elsword to look at the author's name and the fic's title, then back to the fic itself. Then again to the name, then to the fic. "Sadly, you are mistaken. Which leads us to the main point of this: I'm awesome," Eve concluded.
"I like it, when Eve tries to be important," Rena said smiling. "She's so cute, when she thinks, that her existence makes any difference to us." Rena patted Eve's head, who was angry at her, because of the comment, but could not cause any harm to a person, who was this caring about her hair. Caressing it with one hand, Rena used the other to pull Eve towards her and tried to make it look like Eve intentionally fell into her enormous cleavage, which was only averted by Moby and Remy helping Eve to regain her normal posture.
"I see, what you did there!" Eve said.
"Rena, please don't tease my like that. For a moment, I thought, that you were a lesbian," Raven said, not exactly pleased by that idea.
"Aww, come on, Raven. You know, that you are the only one, who is really allowed to touch them, don't you?" Rena asked. Raven stared at her chest, as she was ready to have it massaged by him at virtually any time.
Having established the main ships, the author decided to take a break and masturbate before continuing.
"So wait, I'm shipped with Rena?" Eve asked confusedly.
"Nah, CN x LK OTP," Elsword lampshaded.
"Oh, you want to be whipped? That can be arranged," Eve said and pulled out the item she just mentioned. Elsword got naked and went down on his knees.
"I never knew, that Elsword was a masochist," Rena said. "I mean, it was implied, when he war roasted by Aisha, slapped by Eve, impaled by Ara and burried by Lu, but to think, that he would be able to jerk off to something like this", she continued, while the combination of her presence and her unwillingness to leave made it hard for Eve to actually inflict pain to Elsword the way she intended to. After all, this was supposed to be an intimate moment between the two of them.
"Elsword, we need to delay this a bit," Eve said and sighed.
"My job here is done," Rena said and left. Eve got angry and slapped Elsword, who had nothing to do with this at all.
"Should I get naked again?" Elsword asked.
Eve had successfully chained Elsword to his bed, when in the moment, she actually could have started to do the really juicy stuff, they were interrupted by his sister entering his room without knocking.
"Why does your sister enter your room without knocking?" Eve asked Elsword and immediately slapped him.
"To advance the plot," Elesis said.
"This thing has plot?" Eve asked.
"Wasn't the plot you being awesome?" Elsword referenced the first paragraph.
"Also, is 'being awesome' defined by the amount of sex scenes one has?" Elesis asked.
"Yes," Eve answered. "This is a lemon, what would we do without Fanservice?"
"Well, we can squish the lemon later," Elsword said, still bound. "Let's advance the plot!"
Elesis led Elsword and Eve to Add, Eve's stalker, who being the Mastermind that he was recently discovered search engines.
"Yay, advanced technology. Clearly, this is as good as Nasod," Eve said sarcastically and coughed.
"Are you alright?" Elsword asked, interpreting her coughing as a sign of sickness.
"You fools are too blind to comprehend the full potential of these machines," Add said. "For you see, I happen to have researched this topic and now it gives my access on Eve's code without me having to even lay a single hand on her. AHAHAHAHA!" Add laughed evilly. "You didn't need to narrate that, it was already written in a way, that readers would have understood, what kind of scene you were trying to portrait", he corrected the author.
"Wow, that moment of success," Eve said in a cold and monotone voice, not very impressed by his superior skill. She yawned.
"I could still just disassemble you," Add threatened. "You should know yourself, how low tier you are."
"I don't care," Eve responded. "I have more important things to do. Like not giving a fuck on your implementation of artificial intelligence on floating vibrators. You will never get a chance to use them." Eve took one of Add's vibrators, I mean dynamos, and shoved it into his ass, then she put another one in his mouth and remote controlled them to vibrate at full power. "Have fun with your 'science'", she wished him before leaving, pulling Elsword after her, who was on a leash.
"Now to some actual plot," Eve said and pulled out a picture of Rena's breasts out of her voluptuous robot butt.
"How did you do that?" Elsword asked.
"I happen to be able to 3D print about anything," Eve explained. "Yes, even human babies, should you ever need one."
"You can get pregnant?!" Elsword asked.
"That's a crude simplification," Eve said. Now Elsword needed to be careful, as he was not yet ready to be a father. Wait, did that sentence just now suggest, that they already had sex?
"Anyways, as 2D is just flattened 3D, the printing of photos is pretty easy," Eve finished her justification of her ability to create painted paper out of thin air.
"Rena, your boobs are so big, if you were to print them, then the paper would still bend, because they're incompressable," Raven said.
"Oh, Raven, I am so flattered," Rena responded. Having Raven's arm permanently sticking to her upper regions certainly was a good idea, as it helped seducing him and seducing him kept his thoughts away from...
"Seris..." Raven remembered and immediately stopped massaging Rena's breasts.
