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"Harl!" Ivy called "are you packed yet?!"
"Packed for what?" Harley asked as she came out of her room.
Ivy sighed and asked "what's today?"
"Tuesday" Harley said.
"Well, yes" Ivy said "what's the date?"
Harley took out her phone, looked at it and said "February twenty-eighth."
"Which means tomorrow is March" Ivy said.
"So?" Harley said.
"So" Ivy said "we spend every March on the Watch-"
"Towah!" Harley interrupted "it's space month!"
"Also known as our Justice League month" Ivy said "which is what everyone up there calls it, remember?"
"It jus' sounds too formal that way" Harley said "anyway, I bettah go pack."
She skipped back to her room. Harley came back half an hour later with a suitcase, a duffle bag and her hammer. Ivy was waiting with her lab bag and a suitcase.
"Evah wondah why they only want us up there one month outta the year?" Harley asked.
"Well" Ivy said "there's the fact that we tried to kill them for years before we went straight. Other than that, I have no idea."
"Good point" Harley said.
They walked out into the yard and waited for the teleporter to activate. It finally did, after a half hour wait. They appeared on the Watch Tower.
"Ok" Ivy said "let's go suit up."
"Right" Harley said "let's meet back here and find Batsey or Wondy."
"Ok" Ivy said.
They went to their rooms and unpacked and changed. Harley walked back into the room in a black and red corset like top, skin tight leather pants that were black on the right and red on the left with a red knee high boot on her right leg and a black boot on her left leg. She had a black mesh sleeve that came up to her elbow and a red fingerless glove on her right arm and a red sleeve and black glove on her left. Her face was painted white with bright red lipstick and black circles around her eyes. Her hair was in pigtails and the tips were died back and red. Ivy came in a minute later in a skintight black body suit with green leaf and vine patterns all over it and black boots. Wonder Woman walked into the room.
"Wondy!" Harley said as she ran forward to hug her.
When she was just a few feet away, Wonder Woman stuck her hand out. She hit Harley in the chest, stopping her and causing her to stumble back.
"Who are you?" Wonder Woman asked.
"C'mon Wondy" Harley said "it's me Harley, Harley Quinn."
"Why are you here?" Wonder Woman asked.
"It's March" Harley said "me and Red spend every March on the Watch Towah, remembah?"
"Just get out of my way" Wonder Woman said as she shoved Harley out of the way and walked out of the room.
"What's her problem?" Harley asked.
"I have no idea" Ivy said "maybe she woke up on the wrong side of the bed, let's just steer clear of her for a while."
"Right" Harley said "I'm gonna hit the gym, I'm sure ya wanna check out ya greenhouse."
"You know me so well" Ivy said laughing "see you at dinner."
Harley chuckled and said "see ya then."
She walked to the gym and got on the balance beam. A few minutes later, Flash ran into the room and skidded to a stop.
"It's my gym time" Flash said while glaring at her "get out."
"Ya treadmill's ovah there" Harley said "we can share the gym, it's huge."
"I said it's my gym time" Flash growled "if you want to stay, we can fight it out."
"Really?!" Harley said as she jumped off the balance beam "what's everyone's problem today. Ya want the gym so bad, g'head and take the whole gym."
She turned and started walking out.
"Is that all?" Flash asked "I expected more of a fight. Even from someone like you."
Harley spun around, stuck her tongue out and held up her middle finger. She spun on her heel and left. Meanwhile, Ivy was walking into the greenhouse. The plants looked neglected and some were beginning to wilt.
"What the hell?!" Ivy yelled "Lantern! Get in here!"
Green Lantern walked in and asked "what's your problem?"
"My plants!" Ivy said "what happened to my plants?!"
"Who cares about plants?" Lantern asked.
"You promised to take care of them!" Ivy yelled.
"I don't even know who you are" Lantern said.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Ivy asked "we fought for years, now we're teammates! First Wonder Woman now you?! What's going on?!"
She turned around and stormed out. She ran into Harley in the hall.
"What's going on here?" Ivy asked "Green Lantern is acting like Wonder Woman did."
"Flash is actin' weird too" Harley said "it's like they ain't themselves."
"Come on" Ivy said "let's find out what's going on."
"Right behind ya" Harley said.
They started walking towards the meeting room.
