Okay, This story is gonna be about...Jokes...Yeah...Thats kinda all what I have to say ^^;
You have to be born to laugh...
Otherwise you wouldn't know how to!
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A poor family is for the first time in a mall, while the mother was looking at some clothes a father with his son are standing in front of a metallic door which opend to a small room.
"Father what is that?"
The Father: "I have no idea son."
The both watch as an old lady walks into the room, the doors close, both Father and son watch as some small numbers over the doors light up:
1-2-3-2-1
As the doors open again, a super hot blond woman walks out of the room.
Father:" QUICK SON; GET YOUR MOTHER!"
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Ironhide wants to Join the army, There he has to do a seeing test:
Teacher: can you read the letters off the wall?
Ironhide: What wall?
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Swindle: Theose new shoes ight hurt a bit for the first few days.
Ying-Yang: It doesn't matter, I was going to wear them next week.
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Grimlock and Perceptor were sitting beside eachother in the train. Perceptor was bored and he thought that he could earn smoe easy mony from Grimlock.
Perceptor: Grimlock, would you like to play a Game? We both aks eachother Questions and if one doesn't know the answer he get 5 credits.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock, no want to play game.
Perceprtor: okay how about this: If You don't know the answer you get 50 Credits, I still get 5 okay?
Grimlock then says yes to the game. Perceptor starts off and askes a long and pretty complicated question, Grimlock of course doent know the answer, so he gives Perceptor 5 credits.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock want to know: What has 4 legs when it walks up the mountain and only three when it climbs down?
Perceptor thinks long and hard, but he couldn't answer the question, so he gives Grimlock 50 credits, which Grimlock takes and turns around again.
Perceptor: Wait! Whats the answer?
Grimlock turns around and gives Perceptor 5 credits...
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Megatron comes into a store and askes
"Who sold my wife for an Hour Glue instead of Toothpaste?"
at first no one said anything then an smaller Kittycon said that it was her fault
Megatron walks over to her gives her 10 credits and says
"Thank you!"
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Tracks: and how is it with the new Optics?
Scrapper: Never felt better, I'm seeing people I haven't seen in a long time!
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The Friends go home late:
Cliffjumper: I hope we didn't stay too long
Blurr: Ohnoyoudidn'twealwaysgetupatthistime!
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At the baker:
Bangaa: I would like to have 99 rolls!
Ifrit: Why don't you buy 100?
Bangaa: Are you crazy? Who should eat all of them?
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SilverStorm and Optimate are at the movies. In the movie you can see how a cowboy is riding towards a cactus, then the lights go on.
SilverStorm: Wanna bet that the Cowboy is gonna ride into the cactus?
Optimate: I don't think that the Cowboy is that dumb
They both say that after the movie the would go and eat something and that the loser would have to pay.
SilverStorm wins the bet. The both go and have something to eat, but befor they would have to pay
SilverStorm: I have to tell youu something, the bet wasn't fair I've already seen the movie befor. I knew that the Cowboy would ride into the cactus.
Optimate: And? I've seen the movie 5-times now, but I wouldn't have thought that that idiot would ride into the cactus again!
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Love: Damn Freddy you've Changed
Michael: But my Name isn't Freddy
Love: WHAT! you've changed your name too!
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Slope is on holiday
Slope: umm excuse me? If I go stright the take a left is there the train station?
Guy: Yup, But it's there even if you don't go like that.
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Ying-Yang: and how was you Holiday Blitzwing?
Blitzwing: Great! we were in Berlin at the North see!
Ying-Yang: But the North see isn't near Berlin!
Blitzwing: Ohh so thats why it was so far to the beach!
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Mixmaster to Scrapper: 'Ey do you know "Bert"?
Scrapper: What "Bert"?
Mixmaster: Camenbert
Scrapper: Oh man
It goes on for days like that, one day Scrapper come home and sits down totally defeted.
Ying-Yang: Whats wrong?
Scrapper: It Mix every day her come over to me and askes if i know "Bert". And If I aks "what Bert" he says "Camenbert", Then I always say "Oh man"
Ying-Yang: Well why don't you aks if he know "alert"? When he askes "What alert?" You say "Red alert", then it's his turn to say "Oh man"
Scrapper is happy. The next day he walks up to Mixmaster
Scrapper: 'Ey Mix Do you know "Alert"?
Mixmaster: Is that the sister of "Bert"?
Scrapper: What "Bert"?
Mixmaster: Camenbert
Scrapper: Oh man
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Bublebee to Bulkhead: Why are you planting Blades to your potatoes?
Bulkhead: I wanna grow Potato-Chips
