Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Naruto.
Once upon a time in Konoha there lived a ninja guy called Naruto. It was just an ordinary morning for him. He woke up, smelt his cheese, licked a cabbage and went into the kitchen for his breakfast. He opened the cupboard and looked for his ramen... BUT IT WASN'T THERE? Naruto's face went red and steam came out his ears.
"Where the hell is my ramen? I am angry now", he said whilst punching the wall repeatedly.
After Naruto had calmed his farm he decided to go searching for his special ramen, but this ramen wasn't just any ramen it is the very thing that gives Naruto his ninja powers! *shock*
A Little While Later...
"Hey you, chick with the pink hair!" he shouted.
The chick turned around and said "Oh it's you and my names Sakura".
"Yeah... I can never remember your name because it's weird. Any ways have you seen my ramen?"
"What the ramen that makes you a ninja because your not awesome like me to have super ninja skills naturally?"
"Uh... Yeah that".
"Oh look an ice – cream truck", said Sakura before wandering off randomly.
"Well she was no help at all. I guess I'll ask my boyfriend Gaara."
5 Hours Later (by train)
Naruto finally reaches Suna. He knocks on Gaara's window. Gaara answers it and greets Naruto with a lick.
"That's gross but enjoyable at the same time", Naruto said.
"Oh My Gosh! Haveyouseenmyramen", Naruto said fastly.
"What?"
"Have. You. Seen. My. Ramen", He said slowly.
"Oh as a matter of fact Sasuke has it and right now he is using my bathroom".
*Naruto goes to the bathroom and barges through the door...*
"Give me back my ramen!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke who is sitting on the toilet.
"Hey! What the hell give me my privacy", Sasuke shouted back.
Naruto slowly backed out of the bathroom and waits patiently for Sasuke to finish his business...
3 Hours Later...
"I'm done! You can come in now", Sasuke says.
Naruto bursts through the door for a second time but this time Sasuke is holding out a bowl of ramen for him. Naruto grabs it and eats the ramen like a pig on crack and dies.
"Mwahahaha! There was poison in that ramen", Sasuke says evilly.
He does a victory dance and then goes home.
THE END!
