Yzma's a whaaaaaaa……..?
(Scene opens… you see yzma looking over her potions and she is frustrated, knowing she has been kicked out of the palace by kuzco)
Y: That lame brain should know that I am the one who raised him from a little infant
Kuzco Narrator: Oh yeah! That's how I turned out so naughty in the first place.
Y: Hey! Get that worm out of here! He is in MY story!
Guard: Excuse me but I think you have a date with Takka Phist.
(scene zooms out. You see the outside of the palace. kuzco flies out the window)
Y: So where was I? Oh Yes. That little nincompoop is so high on himself that he can't see such an elegant person as myself taking the reigns of this kingdom.
(Yzma walks slowly around the table but then she trips over her long dress, tumbling a whole table of potions)
Y: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Cloud of vapour clears. You see yzma or a what ever standing up with a frog's legs and a chicken's body and a duck's beak on a lion's head)
Y: Ouch, Ow, Ow! Gotta watch myself there-e-e-e-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!
(looks in a mirror and sees herself.)
Y: Noooooooooo! This can't be happening. It can not. I don't have any more human potion! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'll never look like my beautiful self again!
(sudenly kronk appears with a tray of potions and wearing a snazzy suit.)
Kr: Hello and welcome all to Kronk's believe it or not! Tonight, we are gonna look at the strangest thing any mortal has seen since the dawn of time.
Y: Kronk!
Kr: What?
Y: What the heck are you doing?
Kr: Showing you off to the whole empire.
(He pulls up a curtain…Where did that come from? Yzma sees all of the guards and slaves and kuzco sitting in a long line in front of her. They are silent but all of a sudden…)
Everybody: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Physhco music plays Yzma shreiks)
Y:YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(She suddenly wakes up in bed)
Y:WHATTHE?HELP!HEY- whoo. That was only a dream.
(She get's out of bed and you see her jumping across the floor in frog legs to the door)
