The Akatsuki

Itachi Uchia stood in front of his partner and the Akatsuki other then leader and Konan. "My precious partners first kiss has been taken from me by leader." Kisame wailed nonstop. "Well there's nothing you can do Fishy." Hidan taunted. From the other room the could hear Konan and leader yelling. "But but bu bu...". Kisame stuttered. "Wow and I thought we were weird." Deidara said about himself and Sasori. Tobi was sitting on the table across the room licking a lollipop.
There was a loud scream from the other room. "Kakuzu help me!" Leader screamed. Kakuza stared ahead looking quite scared about himself going against the she-devil Konan. "Coming.." Kakuza muttered.

Itachi walked back to his room in the Akatsuki hide out. He sat on his bed and quickly got under the covers and went to sleep.

Meanwhile Pein had escaped and Konan had been locked in a spare room. "I'm going to see Itachi." Pein said as he walked to the Uchias room. The other Akatsuki went to the kitchen to wait for dinner with the Uchia or Konan cooked.

Itachi woke to hear knocking on his door. He quickly got up and opened it. "Hello my little love." Pein said softly. "Hi leader." Itachi replied. "You don't need to call me leader from now on everyone can call me Pein or leader." Pein said. "Ok then Pein." Itachi said quietly. "Is Konan still out there?" Itachi asked fearfully. "No infact because you are with me you get to stay with me." Pein said looking at the kitchen to hear cursing and see splattered spaghetti sauce on the wall. "Ok then." Itachi said accepting. "Also one quick favor love?" Pein asked looking terrified. "Yes?" Itachi replied. "Could you make the Akatsuki dinner until Konan doesn't want to kill you anymore?" Pein asked hopefully. Itachi nodded and walked out to the kitchen with Pein following.